The Euprarian State of Lotoslovalkia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Marco Ventura-Kalif II with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and vat-grown people. The compassionate population of 1.835 billion Lotoslovalkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austenford. The average income tax rate is 56.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lotoslovalkian economy, worth 99.2 trillion Kavets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 54,054 Kavets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Money can't buy love but mercy is entirely negotiable, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lotoslovalkia's national animal is the Mourning Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Kalifism.

Lotoslovalkia is ranked 246,572^nd in the world and 121^st in The Western Isles for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -3.74 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.