The Commonwealth of LostLegion is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.368 billion LostLegionians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming LostLegionian economy, worth 292 trillion credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,715 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists spend more time enduring government inspections than they do on actual science, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. LostLegion's national animal is the arctic fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

LostLegion is ranked 63,183^rd in the world and 3,309^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 21.46 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.