The Commonwealth of LostLegion is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.855 billion LostLegionians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 59.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming LostLegionian economy, worth 511 trillion credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,440 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists spend more time enduring government inspections than they do on actual science, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. LostLegion's national animal is the arctic fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

LostLegion is ranked 168,264^th in the world and 8,132^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -4.43 on the Hickory Productivity Index.