The Commonwealth of LostLegion is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Benny The Cat with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.165 billion LostLegionians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pantera. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient LostLegionian economy, worth 853 trillion credits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,988 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, and citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LostLegion's national animal is the arctic fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

LostLegion is ranked 27,740^th in the world and 1,274^th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 8.54 bananas ingested per day.