The Commonwealth of LostLegion is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.197 billion LostLegionians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 42.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming LostLegionian economy, worth 106 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,945 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists spend more time enduring government inspections than they do on actual science, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. LostLegion's national animal is the arctic fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

LostLegion is ranked 68,202^nd in the world and 3,609^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.76 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.