The United Cultural Regions of Lost Slokasians is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vinay Lee-Park with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.919 billion Kasians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xianja City. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Lost Slokasiansian economy, worth 236 trillion New National Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 80,876 New National Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lost Slokasiansian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Vinay Lee-Park, tourists visit Lost Slokasians to mass-moon Lost Slokasiansian politicians, astronauts take one small step for Lost Slokasians and one giant step backward from confrontation, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lost Slokasians's national animal is the Red Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lost Slokasians is ranked 177,369^th in the world and 130^th in The Social Liberal Union for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 16.49 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.