The Community of Lost Pizza Guy is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of public education, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 671 million Pizza Guys are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Public Transport, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Administration and Defense aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.
The powerhouse Pizza Guy economy, worth 44.8 trillion pizzas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 66,822 pizzas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 300,029 per year while the poor average 9,197, a ratio of 32.6 to 1.
No one is worried about government policies any more, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, Leader signs the laws but abides by none of them, and there are major delays at immigration checkpoints as travellers are forced to prove they belong to a major religion. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lost Pizza Guy's national animal is the pizza, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lost Pizza Guy's influence in Land of Slatos rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
- : Lost Pizza Guy's influence in Land of Slatos rose from "Squire" to "Diplomat".
- : Lost Pizza Guy was banned from 100 Nations of Conquest by The Scorched Earth of Ommastrephes.
- : Lost Pizza Guy's influence in Land of Slatos rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Lost Pizza Guy's influence in Land of Slatos rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Lost Pizza Guy's influence in Land of Slatos rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Lost Pizza Guy lodged a message on the Land of Slatos Regional Message Board.
- : Lost Pizza Guy relocated from The Bone Wheel Syndicate to Land of Slatos.
- : Lost Pizza Guy's influence in The Bone Wheel Syndicate rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : Lost Pizza Guy's influence in The Bone Wheel Syndicate rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".