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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 209thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,670thHighest Crime Rates: 2,975th
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Lost Pizza Guy

Population671 million


The Community of Lost Pizza Guy is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of public education, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 671 million Pizza Guys are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Public Transport, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Administration and Defense aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The powerhouse Pizza Guy economy, worth 44.8 trillion pizzas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 66,822 pizzas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 300,029 per year while the poor average 9,197, a ratio of 32.6 to 1.

No one is worried about government policies any more, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, Leader signs the laws but abides by none of them, and there are major delays at immigration checkpoints as travellers are forced to prove they belong to a major religion. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lost Pizza Guy's national animal is the pizza, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lost Pizza Guy is ranked 20,267th in the world and 1st in Land of Slatos for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 300,029.5 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 209thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,670thHighest Crime Rates: 2,975thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,028thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,325thMost Primitive: 3,877thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,548thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,074thMost Avoided: 9,145thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,912thMost Pro-Market: 14,378thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15,564thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,771stMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,142ndHighest Drug Use: 16,423rd
Most Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the region

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