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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,212th Largest Populations: 9,412th Highest Crime Rates: 9,596th
The Fiefdom of
Right-wing Utopia
For Gondor!
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Some

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The Fiefdom of Lossarnach is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.234 billion man of Lossarnaches are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry and Defense are also considered important, while Public Transport and Healthcare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Vale of Flowers. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The powerhouse Gondorian economy, worth 557 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is 45,573 Crowns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 156,351 per year while the poor average 9,749, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Lossarnach has designated the Vale of Flowers as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lossarnach's national animal is the one which lives in Lossarnach, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lossarnach is ranked 73,089th in the world and 13th in Maltropian Puppet Confederacy for Healthiest Citizens, with 1 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,212thTop
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Largest Populations: 9,412thHighest Crime Rates: 9,596thMost Stationary: 11,146th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lossarnach's influence in Maltropian Puppet Confederacy fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Lossarnach's influence in Maltropian Puppet Confederacy rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Lossarnach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Lossarnach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Lossarnach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Lossarnach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Lossarnach was struck by a Cure Missile from Everyone, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Lossarnach was struck by a Cure Missile from The Deliciously Circular Land of Pies, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Lossarnach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Lossarnach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.

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