Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,627th Highest Crime Rates: 10,578th Largest Populations: 10,643rd
The Fiefdom of
Right-wing Utopia
For Gondor!
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Some

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Fiefdom of Lossarnach is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.117 billion men of Lossarnach are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry and Defense are also considered important, while Healthcare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Vale of Flowers. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The powerhouse Gondorian economy, worth 506 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is 45,573 Crowns, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 156,351 per year while the poor average 9,749, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Lossarnach has designated the Vale of Flowers as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lossarnach's national animal is the one which lives in Lossarnach, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lossarnach is ranked 110,506th in the world and 38th in Maltropian Puppet Confederacy for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,627thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 10,578thLargest Populations: 10,643rdMost Pro-Market: 15,140thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,909thMost Stationary: 16,094th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lossarnach was struck by a Cure Missile from The People's Republic of Everyone, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Lossarnach was struck by a Cure Missile from The Deliciously Circular Land of Pies, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Lossarnach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Lossarnach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Lossarnach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Lossarnach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Lossarnach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Lossarnach was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and Highest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, Largest Cheese Export Sector, and Largest Populations.
  • : Lossarnach fell out of the world Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Lossarnach was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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