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Most Primitive: 4th Most Ignorant Citizens: 18th Most Devout: 24th
The Intolerancy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Shut up! Who asked you?
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Losfebev

Population25.469 billion

CapitalLosfebev City
LeaderPatriarch
FaithPatriarchy

Currencynonthing
Animalnonthing

The Intolerancy of Losfebev is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Patriarch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, infamous sell-swords, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.469 billion irrelevances are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Losfebev City. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The large but stagnant Losfebevian economy, worth 374 trillion nonthings a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 14,722 nonthings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, the nation is proudly the least fertile in Oubliette, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Losfebev's national animal is the nonthing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Patriarchy.

Losfebev is ranked 2,502nd in the world and 1st in Oubliette for Most Authoritarian, with 7.23 Stalins.

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Most Primitive: 4thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18thMost Devout: 24thBest Weather: 51stMost Beautiful Environments: 106thMost Corrupt Governments: 144thLowest Crime Rates: 223rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 225thMost Stationary: 494thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,012thLargest Black Market: 1,264thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,038thMost Authoritarian: 2,502ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,391stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,396thLargest Governments: 3,717thMost Influential: 4,511thMost Conservative: 5,886thMost Extreme: 6,555thTop
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Most Pacifist: 8,792nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, nudity is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, the nation is proudly the least fertile in Oubliette.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
  • : Losfebev lodged a message on the Oubliette Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, children's books regularly feature formerly distressed damsels suing their princes.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, countless government officials are accused of espionage.
  • : Losfebev was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh.

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