Most Primitive: 3rd Most Ignorant Citizens: 13th Most Devout: 13th
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Psychotic Dictatorship
Shut up! Who asked you?
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Intolerancy of Losfebev is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Patriarch with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.276 billion irrelevances are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Losfebev City. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The large but stagnant Losfebevian economy, worth 310 trillion nonthings a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 13,342 nonthings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, and policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Losfebev's national animal is the nonthing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Patriarchy.

Losfebev is ranked 153,406th in the world and 4th in Oubliette for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -12.25 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Primitive: 3rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 13thMost Devout: 13thBest Weather: 47thMost Beautiful Environments: 83rdMost Corrupt Governments: 139thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 160thLowest Crime Rates: 176thMost Stationary: 661stLongest Average Lifespans: 786thMost Conservative: 1,469thMost Authoritarian: 1,605thMost Pacifist: 1,631stTop
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Largest Black Market: 1,687thLargest Populations: 2,211thMost Influential: 4,235thMost Extreme: 4,321stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,720thLargest Governments: 5,953rdTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,604th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Losfebev was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative and Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Losfebev lodged a message on the Oubliette Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of Losfebev's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.

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