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Most Primitive: 6thMost Ignorant Citizens: 26thMost Devout: 29th
The Intolerancy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Shut up! Who asked you?
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Losfebev

Population31.085 billion

CapitalLosfebev City
LeaderPatriarch
FaithPatriarchy

Currencynonthing
Animalnonthing

The Intolerancy of Losfebev is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Patriarch with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, enslaved workforce, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.085 billion irrelevances are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Losfebev City. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The large but stagnant Losfebevian economy, worth 471 trillion nonthings a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 15,179 nonthings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of Losfebev, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders, and foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Losfebev's national animal is the nonthing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Patriarchy.

Losfebev is ranked 203,891st in the world and 7th in Oubliette for Most Politically Free, scoring 0.14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most Primitive: 6thMost Ignorant Citizens: 26thMost Devout: 29thBest Weather: 68thMost Beautiful Environments: 145thMost Corrupt Governments: 163rdLowest Crime Rates: 210thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 350thMost Stationary: 414thLargest Populations: 1,818thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,529thLargest Black Market: 2,551stMost Authoritarian: 2,918thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,375thLargest Governments: 4,108thMost Conservative: 6,076thMost Influential: 6,169thTop
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National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of Losfebev.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, above Losfebev there is only sky and the fear of the unknown.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, Bambi has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, nations across the world are quick to praise Patriarch's good looks and intellectual prowess.

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