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Most Primitive: 3,779th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,186th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
By The People For The People
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Few

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Losea

Population123 million

Currencydollar
Animaleagle

The Republic of Losea is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, fear of technology, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 123 million Loseans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Spirituality, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Industry and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 26.9%.

The sizeable but inefficient Losean economy, worth 3.92 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 31,854 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Losea's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Losea is ranked 54,725th in the world and 2,360th in the West Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 91.63 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Most Primitive: 3,779thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,186th
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Most Primitive: 144th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 335th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 445th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Losea, the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Losea, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Losea, traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits.
  • : Following new legislation in Losea, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • : Following new legislation in Losea, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Losea, tuxedo rental and car hire companies are inexplicably going out of business.
  • : Following new legislation in Losea, Losean actors literally work from cradle to grave.
  • : Following new legislation in Losea, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
  • : Losea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Losea, eagles with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.

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