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Largest Insurance Industry: 1stLargest Mining Sector: 6thLargest Black Market: 6th
The Very Large Safari Park of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mata ai ni kurukarane
Influence
Superpower
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Los Santos

Population40.686 billion

CapitalSmall Village
LeaderSam
FaithToastology

CurrencyPlanet Sized Wine Gum
AnimalBatman

The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 40.686 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 39,387 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 968,092 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,332,696 per year while the poor average 206,034, a ratio of 16.2 to 1.

Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly, and toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 183rd in the world and 1st in Nintendo for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 3.33 million Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1stLargest Mining Sector: 6thLargest Black Market: 6thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7thHighest Economic Output: 9thMost Corrupt Governments: 10thHighest Average Incomes: 14thLowest Crime Rates: 52ndMost Patriotic: 65thLargest Gambling Industry: 106thLargest Publishing Industry: 140thMost Stationary: 166thLargest Information Technology Sector: 174thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 183rdMost Efficient Economies: 192ndMost Secular: 200thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 257thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 298thLargest Governments: 318thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 341stSmartest Citizens: 349thMost Subsidized Industry: 426thMost Scientifically Advanced: 487thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 686thLargest Populations: 786thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,361stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,466thRudest Citizens: 1,910thFattest Citizens: 2,011thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,088thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,132ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,679thLargest Retail Industry: 2,691stTop
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Most Influential: 5,613thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,394thMost Conservative: 8,675thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,333rdMost Developed: 13,898thMost Authoritarian: 15,153rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,395thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,082ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,851st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Los Santos was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Mokastana".
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly.
  • : Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Addiction".
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.
  • : Los Santos agreed to construct embassies between Nintendo and The alliance of war.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.

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