Population | 43.163 billion |
Capital | Small Village |
Leader | Sam |
Faith | Toastology |
Currency | Planet Sized Wine Gum |
Animal | Batman |
The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 43.163 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 43,214 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,001,182 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,186,193 per year while the poor average 156,071, a ratio of 26.8 to 1.
The 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Los Santosian military, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, and the banshee wail foretells skies of death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.
Los Santos is ranked 270,341st in the world and 4th in Nintendo for Most Cultured, scoring 60 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling.
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Los Santosian military.
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Los Santosian bee.
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
- : Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, political detractors refer to Sam as 'that Bigtopian puppet'.
- : Following new legislation in Los Santos, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
- : Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.