The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 40.686 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 39,387 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 968,092 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,332,696 per year while the poor average 206,034, a ratio of 16.2 to 1.

Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly, and toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 183^rd in the world and 1^st in Nintendo for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 3.33 million Standard Monetary Units.