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Largest Insurance Industry: 1stLargest Black Market: 6thLargest Mining Sector: 6th
The Very Large Safari Park of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mata ai ni kurukarane
Influence
Superpower
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Los Santos

Population43.501 billion

CapitalSmall Village
LeaderSam
FaithToastology

CurrencyPlanet Sized Wine Gum
AnimalBatman

The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, aversion to nipples, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 43.501 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 44,012 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,011,753 Planet Sized Wine Gums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes all major gold finds, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response, and children seem to be getting better at lying these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 293,193rd in the world and 5th in Nintendo for Best Weather, with -3975 meters of sunlight.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1stLargest Black Market: 6thLargest Mining Sector: 6thHighest Economic Output: 7thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 13thHighest Average Incomes: 14thLowest Crime Rates: 44thHighest Poor Incomes: 67thMost Patriotic: 74thLargest Gambling Industry: 105thLargest Publishing Industry: 131stLargest Information Technology Sector: 148thMost Stationary: 160thMost Efficient Economies: 166thMost Scientifically Advanced: 167thMost Secular: 177thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 267thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 271stLargest Governments: 282ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 298thSmartest Citizens: 307thMost Subsidized Industry: 336thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 544thLargest Populations: 755thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 898thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,084thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,225thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,240thRudest Citizens: 1,742ndFattest Citizens: 1,903rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,075thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,550thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,326thMost Influential: 4,817thMost Conservative: 8,829thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,694thTop
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Most Developed: 14,812thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,512thMost Authoritarian: 17,236thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,149thLargest Agricultural Sector: 27,601st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response.
  • : Los Santos voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On Catherine Gratwick".
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Unscrupulous Debt Collection Practices".
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Batmen and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences".

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