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The Very Large Safari Park of
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Mata ai ni kurukarane
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Unheard Of
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Los Santos

Population29.649 billion

CapitalSmall Village
LeaderSam
FaithToastology

CurrencyPlanet Sized Wine Gum
AnimalBatman

The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.649 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 16,689 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 562,890 Planet Sized Wine Gums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Los Santos is renowned for its lax gun laws, even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing, penniless buskers are singing for their supper, and the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 168,686th in the world and 6th in Nintendo for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 6.51 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 6thLargest Insurance Industry: 17thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30thLargest Mining Sector: 39thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 41stLowest Crime Rates: 52ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 58thHighest Economic Output: 75thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 92ndHighest Average Incomes: 111thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 200thMost Stationary: 210thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 362ndMost Avoided: 366thHighest Poor Incomes: 370thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 409thLargest Gambling Industry: 448thLargest Black Market: 584thSmartest Citizens: 630thMost Efficient Economies: 864thMost Scientifically Advanced: 889thLargest Populations: 921stHealthiest Citizens: 943rdLargest Publishing Industry: 985thLargest Governments: 1,061stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,138thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,272ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,304thRudest Citizens: 1,474thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,927thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,069thMost Influential: 3,615thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,381stTop
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Most Conservative: 8,506thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,205thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,454thMost Secular: 14,470thMost Authoritarian: 16,611th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, penniless buskers are singing for their supper.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing.
  • : Los Santos agreed to construct embassies between Nintendo and Spam.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, Los Santos is renowned for its lax gun laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the government is lending a hand to private industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.

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