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The Very Large Safari Park of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mata ai ni kurukarane
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Los Santos

Population35.916 billion

CapitalSmall Village
LeaderSam
FaithToastology

CurrencyPlanet Sized Wine Gum
AnimalBatman

The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.916 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 26,246 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 730,763 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,864,535 per year while the poor average 126,843, a ratio of 22.6 to 1.

Military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, and kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 199,937th in the world and 8th in Nintendo for Most Politically Free, scoring 14.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 7thLargest Insurance Industry: 8thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16thLargest Mining Sector: 16thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26thHighest Economic Output: 32ndLowest Crime Rates: 56thHighest Average Incomes: 65thLargest Black Market: 86thHighest Disposable Incomes: 116thMost Stationary: 184thMost Efficient Economies: 199thLargest Gambling Industry: 217thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 230thMost Secular: 247thMost Avoided: 275thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 393rdSmartest Citizens: 405thMost Scientifically Advanced: 410thLargest Governments: 415thLargest Publishing Industry: 476thLargest Information Technology Sector: 544thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 757thLargest Populations: 843rdMost Subsidized Industry: 938thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,002ndRudest Citizens: 1,104thFattest Citizens: 1,663rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,276thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,185thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,743rdMost Influential: 5,259thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,006thLargest Retail Industry: 6,344thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,461stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,114thTop
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Most Developed: 12,834thMost Conservative: 13,968thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,655thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,171st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".
  • : Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Free Joy State".
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts.
  • : Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Land Reclamation Regulation".
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, criminals are really screwed.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Los Santos to be bombproof.

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