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Most Corrupt Governments: 9thLargest Insurance Industry: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28th
The Very Large Safari Park of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mata ai ni kurukarane
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Superpower
Founder
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Los Santos

Population35.246 billion

CapitalSmall Village
LeaderSam
FaithToastology

CurrencyPlanet Sized Wine Gum
AnimalBatman

The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.246 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. The average income tax rate is 9.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 22,601 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 641,258 Planet Sized Wine Gums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, the might of the entire Los Santosian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, and the fines for getting caught with the wrong recipe book can force Los Santosians into bankruptcy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 206,041st in the world and 7th in Nintendo for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -97.98 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 9thLargest Insurance Industry: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28thLargest Mining Sector: 29thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 44thHighest Economic Output: 50thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 54thLowest Crime Rates: 57thHighest Disposable Incomes: 66thHighest Average Incomes: 108thMost Stationary: 188thMost Efficient Economies: 206thMost Secular: 251stMost Avoided: 272ndLargest Gambling Industry: 295thHighest Poor Incomes: 370thSmartest Citizens: 424thLargest Black Market: 425thLargest Governments: 440thMost Scientifically Advanced: 483rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 508thLargest Publishing Industry: 705thLargest Populations: 851stLargest Information Technology Sector: 871stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,047thRudest Citizens: 1,057thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,239thMost Developed: 1,360thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,361stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,463rdFattest Citizens: 1,590thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,772ndTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,095thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,267thMost Influential: 5,179thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,504thLargest Retail Industry: 7,457thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,729thTop
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Most Conservative: 12,413thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,735thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,810thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,380th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the fines for getting caught with the wrong recipe book can force Los Santosians into bankruptcy.
  • : Los Santos was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Los Santos agreed to construct embassies between Nintendo and The Wooloo Pact.
  • : Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the might of the entire Los Santosian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Los Santosian Colonial Thesaurus.

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