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Most Corrupt Governments: 5th Largest Insurance Industry: 16th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25th
The Very Large Safari Park of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mata ai ni kurukarane
Regional Influence
Superpower
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.526 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 16,210 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 568,264 Planet Sized Wine Gums, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

"It was only a joke" is no longer a defense for the felony of discrimination, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 148,324th in the world and 11th in Nintendo for Fattest Citizens, with 4.08 Obesity Rate.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 16thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25thLargest Mining Sector: 39thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 43rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 53rdLowest Crime Rates: 62ndHighest Economic Output: 71stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 92ndHighest Average Incomes: 101stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 164thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 206thMost Stationary: 221stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 261stMost Avoided: 382ndLargest Gambling Industry: 438thLargest Black Market: 448thSmartest Citizens: 601stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 628thMost Scientifically Advanced: 688thMost Efficient Economies: 866thLargest Populations: 971stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,013thHealthiest Citizens: 1,015thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,037thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,179thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,256thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,352ndLargest Governments: 1,370thRudest Citizens: 1,445thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,694thMost Influential: 3,331stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,626thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,823rdMost Secular: 6,735thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,674thMost Conservative: 14,174thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,667th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, "It was only a joke" is no longer a defense for the felony of discrimination.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Los Santos remains pure.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, military service is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Planet Sized Wine Gum battlesuits.

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