The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 36.51 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 29,613 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 811,093 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,646,933 per year while the poor average 186,968, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, vacationing Los Santosians expect to be treated as royalty, and romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 2^nd in the world and 1^st in Nintendo for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 64,599.06 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.