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Most Corrupt Governments: 4th Largest Insurance Industry: 28th Most Scientifically Advanced: 30th
The Very Large Safari Park of
Corporate Police State
Mata ai ni kurukarane
Regional Influence
Superpower
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.01 billion Los Santosians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 16,207 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 578,619 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,502,779 per year while the poor average 85,081, a ratio of 29.4 to 1.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, children spout "Mata ai ni kurukarane" involuntarily throughout the day, most citizens in Los Santos are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 178,906th in the world and 6th in Nintendo for Longest Average Lifespans, with 22.25 Years.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 4thLargest Insurance Industry: 28thMost Scientifically Advanced: 30thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 51stLargest Mining Sector: 63rdLowest Crime Rates: 66thHighest Economic Output: 67thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 68thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 80thHighest Average Incomes: 93rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 130thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 139thLargest Information Technology Sector: 145thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 151stLargest Agricultural Sector: 184thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 203rdMost Stationary: 221stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 254thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 369thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 374thMost Avoided: 374thSmartest Citizens: 408thRudest Citizens: 614thLargest Gambling Industry: 626thMost Efficient Economies: 904thLargest Populations: 984thHealthiest Citizens: 1,072ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,334thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,647thLargest Governments: 1,739thTop
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Most Conservative: 2,662ndLargest Black Market: 2,865thMost Influential: 3,365thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,492ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,062ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,314thMost Secular: 7,516thMost Extreme: 8,466thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 9,810thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,655thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,964th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Los Santos agreed to construct embassies between Nintendo and The Free Republican States.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, most citizens in Los Santos are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, children spout "Mata ai ni kurukarane" involuntarily throughout the day.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small caliber bullets.
  • : Los Santos voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend the Rejected Realms".
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.

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