Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 31st Largest Insurance Industry: 32nd
The Very Large Safari Park of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mata ai ni kurukarane
Regional Influence
Superpower
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.429 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 17,025 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 620,717 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,810,725 per year while the poor average 168,132, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million Planet Sized Wine Gum battlesuits, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 159,721st in the world and 19th in Nintendo for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 0.65 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 3rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31stLargest Insurance Industry: 32ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 34thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 47thHighest Economic Output: 51stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 54thLowest Crime Rates: 62ndHighest Average Incomes: 63rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 66thLargest Mining Sector: 73rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 74thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 93rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 155thLargest Information Technology Sector: 175thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 183rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 194thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 202ndMost Stationary: 299thRudest Citizens: 399thSmartest Citizens: 410thMost Avoided: 420thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 447thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 448thLargest Gambling Industry: 718thMost Efficient Economies: 878thLargest Black Market: 920thLargest Populations: 1,010thHealthiest Citizens: 1,017thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,154thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,529thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,817thLargest Governments: 2,051stMost Conservative: 2,097thMost Influential: 3,218thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,159thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,816thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,428th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Los Santos was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Los Santos voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Anarchestan".
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Planet Sized Wine Gum battlesuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.

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