The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.526 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 16,210 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 568,264 Planet Sized Wine Gums, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

"It was only a joke" is no longer a defense for the felony of discrimination, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 148,324^th in the world and 11^th in Nintendo for Fattest Citizens, with 4.08 Obesity Rate.