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Largest Insurance Industry: 1stMost Stationary: 5thLargest Mining Sector: 6th
The Very Large Safari Park of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mata ai ni kurukarane
Influence
Superpower
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Los Santos

Population43.163 billion

CapitalSmall Village
LeaderSam
FaithToastology

CurrencyPlanet Sized Wine Gum
AnimalBatman

The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 43.163 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 43,214 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,001,182 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,186,193 per year while the poor average 156,071, a ratio of 26.8 to 1.

The 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Los Santosian military, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, and the banshee wail foretells skies of death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 270,341st in the world and 4th in Nintendo for Most Cultured, scoring 60 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1stMost Stationary: 5thLargest Mining Sector: 6thLargest Black Market: 6thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7thHighest Economic Output: 8thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 13thHighest Average Incomes: 14thLowest Crime Rates: 45thMost Patriotic: 74thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 91stLargest Gambling Industry: 105thLargest Publishing Industry: 144thMost Scientifically Advanced: 160thLargest Information Technology Sector: 170thMost Efficient Economies: 172ndMost Secular: 193rdLargest Governments: 269thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 271stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 289thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 290thSmartest Citizens: 321stMost Subsidized Industry: 364thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 581stLargest Populations: 912thRudest Citizens: 1,070thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,127thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,239thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,240thFattest Citizens: 1,935thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,151stTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,498thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,690thMost Influential: 4,877thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,263rdMost Conservative: 6,467thMost Developed: 14,642ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,548thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,648thLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,521stMost Authoritarian: 25,880thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30,418th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Los Santosian military.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Los Santosian bee.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
  • : Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, political detractors refer to Sam as 'that Bigtopian puppet'.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".

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