The Republic of Los Rodeos is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Krulushwa Somperompo with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.473 billion Los Rodeosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Somperompo. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Los Rodeosian economy, worth 181 trillion Rodeos a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,353 Rodeos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Los Rodeos's national animal is the Moscow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Donkeyism.

Los Rodeos is ranked 19,106^th in the world and 599^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,328.59 on the Societal Mobility Rating.