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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 865th Most Influential: 1,359th Most Authoritarian: 9,642nd
The Socio-Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Rank Might and Justice
High Official Dr Mehdi Khalfani
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Socio-Dictatorship of Los Nobles is a massive, genial nation, ruled by High Official Dr Mehdi Khalfani with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.229 billion Noblesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Ramon City. The average income tax rate is 68.9%.

The thriving Los Noblesian economy, worth 157 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 70,669 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, bris parties are all the rage, and disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Los Nobles's national animal is the Python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam Christianity and Traditional Relig.

Los Nobles is ranked 132,251st in the world and 6,612th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.16 Weapons Per Person.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 865thMost Influential: 1,359thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 9,642ndMost Devout: 13,651stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,967thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,039th
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Most Influential: 468th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 492nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 506th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 572nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 603rd in the regionMost Devout: 622nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 629th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 729th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Los Nobles was endorsed by The Republic of Zedeya.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Nobles, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Nobles, bris parties are all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Nobles, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Los Nobles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Los Nobles endorsed The Respublika of Zemnaya Svoboda.
  • : Los Nobles endorsed The Empire of Altmoras Prime.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Nobles, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Nobles, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Nobles, builders across Los Nobles are blocked up with orders for new public loos.

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