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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 854th Most Influential: 1,169th Most Authoritarian: 13,015th
The Socio-Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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High Official Dr Mehdi Khalfani
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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The Socio-Dictatorship of Los Nobles is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by High Official Dr Mehdi Khalfani with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.597 billion Noblesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Ramon City. The average income tax rate is 70.0%.

The thriving Los Noblesian economy, worth 178 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 68,894 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, bris parties are all the rage, and disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Los Nobles's national animal is the Python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam Christianity and Traditional Relig.

Los Nobles is ranked 161,046th in the world and 8,641st in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -13.42 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 854thMost Influential: 1,169thTop
Most Authoritarian: 13,015thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,240thMost Devout: 14,680thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,790thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,033rdMost Pacifist: 16,548th
Most Influential: 432nd in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 464th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 591st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 622nd in the regionMost Stationary: 677th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 708th in the regionMost Devout: 722nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 734th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 762nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 782nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 790th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 816th in the region

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