The Empire of Lorosaball is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 822 million Lorosaballins are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The thriving Lorosaballin economy, worth 48.6 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 59,167 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 209,434 per year while the poor average 12,068, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is moderate. Lorosaball's national animal is the money, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lorosaball is ranked 230,935^th in the world and 1^st in Roses Without Prickles for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 537.22 on the Societal Mobility Rating.