The Union of Confed Syndicalist of Lorigia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.33 billion Lorigians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ketrogrande. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lorigian economy, worth 851 trillion Lorins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 159,669 Lorins, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', and foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lorigia's national animal is the Lorigian Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Skratism.

Lorigia is ranked 213,662^nd in the world and 12,264^th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.58 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.