The CSS of Lorigia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.692 billion Lorigians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ketrogrande. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lorigian economy, worth 991 trillion Lorins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,233 Lorins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A few people seem to spend their whole time complaining, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Lorigian democracy, and children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lorigia's national animal is the Lorigian Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Lorigia is ranked 12,857^th in the world and 712^th in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,568.86 Tourists Per Hour.