The CSS of Lorigia is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.646 billion Lorigians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ketrogrande. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lorigian economy, worth a remarkable 1,123 trillion Lorins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 146,954 Lorins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, young people devote their entire lives to the faith, Lorigian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and every noble family has a 'personal file' on record courtesy of the central intelligence service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lorigia's national animal is the Lorigian Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Lorigia is ranked 213,794^th in the world and 7,805^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -300.99 on the Scary Big Number Scale.