The Rogue Nation of Lordelles is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Deriger with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.472 billion Lordellesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thebes. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Lordellesian economy, worth 135 trillion potches a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,027 potches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins, every workday begins with group therapy, protestors are soaking piles of potches in blood to make a point about government incomes, and CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lordelles's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lordelles is ranked 127,087^th in the world and 7,391^st in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.