by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 918thMost Influential: 1,345thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,657th
The Rogue Nation of
Father Knows Best State
Through Power I gain Victory
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population5.392 billion



The Rogue Nation of Lordelles is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Deriger with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.392 billion Lordellesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thebes. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lordellesian economy, worth 794 trillion potches a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 147,424 potches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Thebes" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lordelles's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lordelles is ranked 7,165th in the world and 371st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,589.12 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 918thMost Influential: 1,345thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,657thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,166thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,803rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,872ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,165thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,804thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,063rdLargest Black Market: 8,140thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,106thLargest Governments: 9,189thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,215thLowest Crime Rates: 10,106thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,263rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,062ndMost Beautiful Environments: 11,235thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,469thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,058thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,684thSmartest Citizens: 13,145thMost Cultured: 13,527thMost Secular: 14,258thHighest Average Incomes: 14,645thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,579thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,664thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,180thMost Efficient Economies: 21,050thMost Developed: 21,186thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,171stHighest Economic Output: 23,274th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 271st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 273rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 333rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 343rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 353rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 371st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 405th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 440th in the regionLargest Governments: 481st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 501st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 525th in the regionMost Influential: 560th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 611th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 614th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 639th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 641st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 643rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 663rd in the regionMost Cultured: 672nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 698th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 706th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 725th in the regionMost Secular: 744th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 747th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 758th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 762nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 794th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 942nd in the region

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