The Rogue Nation of Lordelles is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Deriger with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.216 billion Lordellesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thebes. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lordellesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,671 trillion potches a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,577 potches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline, and former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lordelles's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lordelles is ranked 189,539^th in the world and 3,570^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 753.11 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.