The Supreme Christmas Lands of Lord Sapre is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mr Doctor Professor Lord King Sir Sapre with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.297 billion Lord Sapreans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arstotzka. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lord Saprean economy, worth a remarkable 2,141 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 293,453 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, refugees from other nations are flocking to Lord Sapre's border, and snap elections are called over every minor impasse. Crime is totally unknown. Lord Sapre's national animal is the vampire, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Protestant.

Lord Sapre is ranked 2,050^th in the world and 23^rd in Europe for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 9,458.82 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.