The Supreme Christmas Lands of Lord Sapre is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mr Doctor Professor Lord King Sir Sapre with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.044 billion Lord Sapreans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arstotzka. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Lord Saprean economy, worth a remarkable 1,480 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 293,471 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife, Mr Doctor Professor Lord King Sir Sapre's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime is totally unknown. Lord Sapre's national animal is the vampire, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Protestant.

Lord Sapre is ranked 2,099^th in the world and 32^nd in Europe for Highest Average Incomes, with 293,471.89 Standard Monetary Units.