by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 4,319thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,662ndFattest Citizens: 5,513th
The Magical Surprise of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I hope there's a Legendary Card in this one! 🤗
Boxer Lootcard
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Lootboxes

Population2.676 billion

CapitalMagic Lootbox
LeaderBoxer Lootcard
FaithAlchemical Leitnerism

CurrencyBox
AnimalCardshark

The Magical Surprise of Lootboxes is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Boxer Lootcard with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 2.676 billion Lootboxers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magic Lootbox. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.8%.

The all-consuming Lootboxed economy, worth 270 trillion Boxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 100,915 Boxes, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, Lootboxes successfully hosted the Last Flight Olympics, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lootboxes's national animal is the Cardshark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Alchemical Leitnerism.

Lootboxes is ranked 145,222nd in the world and 60th in Last Flight for Largest Black Market, with 153 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Rudest Citizens: 4,319thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,662ndFattest Citizens: 5,513thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,537thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,131stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,977thMost Secular: 7,113thTop
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Most Avoided: 16,561stLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,652ndMost Cultured: 20,753rdMost Inclusive: 20,893rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,585thLargest Retail Industry: 23,386thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,107th
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Safest: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lootboxes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Lootboxes's influence in Last Flight rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Lootboxes's influence in Last Flight fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : Lootboxes's influence in Last Flight rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Lootboxes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Lootboxes, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Lootboxes, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Lootboxes, Lootboxes successfully hosted the Last Flight Olympics.
  • : Following new legislation in Lootboxes, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in Lootboxes, millions of Boxes have been thrown into a project to find the cure for Mad Cardshark Disease.

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