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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,099th Most Subsidized Industry: 5,383rd Nicest Citizens: 5,455th
The Democratic States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The angels from above will protect us from the devil
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Loophog nation

Population1.744 billion

CapitalThe Kapitoly
LeaderFred Alsing
FaithChristianity

Currencycaer
AnimalGnue

The Democratic States of Loophog nation is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Fred Alsing with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, digital currency, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 1.744 billion Loophog nationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Kapitoly. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loophog nationian economy, worth 211 trillion caers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 121,142 caers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves, and the nation is under martial law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loophog nation's national animal is the Gnue, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Loophog nation is ranked 55,769th in the world and 3,628th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Economic Output, with 211 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,099thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,383rdNicest Citizens: 5,455thMost Inclusive: 5,480thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,635thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,682ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,767thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,909thMost Pacifist: 6,302ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,888thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 8,270thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,344thHealthiest Citizens: 8,480thBest Weather: 8,528thMost Developed: 8,700thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,369thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,613thMost Cultured: 10,382ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,812thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,244thLargest Governments: 11,713thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,845thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,929thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,139thMost Influential: 13,007thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,772ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,775thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,204th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 115th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 120th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 125th in the regionNicest Citizens: 130th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 130th in the regionMost Inclusive: 131st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 141st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 146th in the regionMost Pacifist: 149th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 203rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 205th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 210th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 211th in the regionMost Developed: 218th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 229th in the regionBest Weather: 230th in the regionMost Cultured: 249th in the regionMost Influential: 266th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 268th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 271st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 283rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 290th in the regionLargest Governments: 293rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 302nd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 331st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 333rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 338th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 384th in the regionSafest: 385th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 450th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 477th in the regionMost Secular: 479th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 483rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 489th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Loophog nation, the nation is under martial law.
  • : Following new legislation in Loophog nation, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Loophog nation, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in Loophog nation, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Loophog nation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Loophog nation, many friends and relatives of Fred Alsing have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Loophog nation, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Loophog nation, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Loophog nation, the ban on cars has been repealed.
  • : Following new legislation in Loophog nation, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.

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