by Max Barry

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22ndLargest Populations: 32ndHighest Economic Output: 36th
The Zombie Nukers of
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Unheard Of
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Look at me

Population45.631 billion

Capitalthe Radioactive Batcave

CurrencyBlood of Christ

The Zombie Nukers of Look at me is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Wonderdoctor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 45.631 billion Lookatmes are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Radioactive Batcave. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Meanlooking economy, worth an astonishing 30,192 trillion Bloods of Christ a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 661,676 Bloods of Christ, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,719,209 per year while the poor average 30,505, a ratio of 154 to 1.

The crispy fried liver of a Bloodsucker is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Look at me's national animal is the Bloodsucker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wonderdocterism.

Look at me is ranked 53rd in the world and 3rd in The Axis of Evil for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 4.72 million Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22ndLargest Populations: 32ndHighest Economic Output: 36thHighest Disposable Incomes: 39thLargest Agricultural Sector: 50thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 53rdLargest Mining Sector: 56thMost Avoided: 69thMost Ignorant Citizens: 75thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 77thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 97thLargest Insurance Industry: 101stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 111thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 116thLargest Gambling Industry: 126thHighest Average Incomes: 142ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 152ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 178thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 219thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 292ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 410thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 461stMost Patriotic: 571stFattest Citizens: 584thLowest Crime Rates: 733rdMost Efficient Economies: 749thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 778thLargest Governments: 881stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,069thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,128thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,584thSafest: 1,622ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,674thRudest Citizens: 2,680thLargest Retail Industry: 2,836thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,072ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,785thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,941stMost Influential: 7,009thLargest Black Market: 11,174thMost Stationary: 11,649thMost Armed: 13,456thTop
Most Conservative: 15,524thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,537th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the region

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