by Max Barry

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24thHighest Disposable Incomes: 37thHighest Economic Output: 37th
The Zombie Nukers of
Corporate Police State
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Look at me

Population40.013 billion

Capitalthe Radioactive Batcave

CurrencyBlood of Christ

The Zombie Nukers of Look at me is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Wonderdoctor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.013 billion Lookatmes are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Radioactive Batcave. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Meanlooking economy, worth an astonishing 26,475 trillion Bloods of Christ a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 661,675 Bloods of Christ, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,719,199 per year while the poor average 30,505, a ratio of 154 to 1.

The crispy fried liver of a Bloodsucker is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Look at me's national animal is the Bloodsucker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wonderdocterism.

Look at me is ranked 37th in the world and 2nd in The Axis of Evil for Highest Economic Output, with 26,475 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24thHighest Disposable Incomes: 37thHighest Economic Output: 37thLargest Agricultural Sector: 38thLargest Mining Sector: 46thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 50thMost Avoided: 51stLargest Populations: 51stMost Ignorant Citizens: 62ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 70thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 89thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 97thHighest Average Incomes: 102ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 113thLargest Insurance Industry: 113thLargest Gambling Industry: 121stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 137thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 147thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 165thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 255thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 341stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 385thMost Efficient Economies: 416thFattest Citizens: 499thLowest Crime Rates: 591stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 597thLargest Governments: 609thMost Corrupt Governments: 723rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 951stSafest: 1,193rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,387thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,474thRudest Citizens: 2,041stLargest Retail Industry: 2,113thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,624thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,816thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,216thLargest Black Market: 6,629thMost Influential: 7,511thMost Conservative: 9,964thMost Armed: 10,239thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,431stMost Stationary: 17,130th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the region

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