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Most Ignorant Citizens: 28th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 31st Highest Economic Output: 35th
The Zombie Nukers of
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Unheard Of
Political Freedom
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Look at me

Population32.787 billion

Capitalthe Radioactive Batcave

CurrencyBlood of Christ

The Zombie Nukers of Look at me is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Wonderdoctor with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.787 billion Lookatmes are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Radioactive Batcave. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Meanlooking economy, worth an astonishing 21,359 trillion Bloods of Christ a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 651,451 Bloods of Christ, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,998,770 per year while the poor average 85,707, a ratio of 35.0 to 1.

The crispy fried liver of a Bloodsucker is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Look at me's national animal is the Bloodsucker, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wonderdocterism.

Look at me is ranked 169,367th in the world and 23rd in The Axis of Evil for Smartest Citizens, with 0.15 Quips Per Hour.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 28thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 31stHighest Economic Output: 35thMost Avoided: 39thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 39thLargest Mining Sector: 44thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 51stLargest Populations: 56thHighest Average Incomes: 62ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 65thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 91stLargest Agricultural Sector: 94thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 104thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 110thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 126thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 126thLargest Insurance Industry: 132ndLargest Gambling Industry: 142ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 201stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 209thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 217thMost Efficient Economies: 319thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 349thLowest Crime Rates: 409thLargest Governments: 414thFattest Citizens: 422ndMost Corrupt Governments: 438thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 499thLargest Retail Industry: 853rdRudest Citizens: 877thSafest: 1,054thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,342ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,380thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,748thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,678thLargest Black Market: 2,878thMost Influential: 5,038thMost Conservative: 6,906thMost Stationary: 7,543rdTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,824thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,040thMost Extreme: 14,949th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the region

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