by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,554thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,066thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,600th
The Triple Union Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ūnzl pālūz rźk, ofl od kums.
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Good

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Lons

Population5.063 billion

CapitalKźlik

CurrencyLāstinūs
AnimalAnteater

The Triple Union Republic of Lons is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.063 billion Lonish have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kźlik. The average income tax rate is 79.6%.

The all-consuming Lonish economy, worth 456 trillion Lāstinūs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,135 Lāstinūs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", there's no such thing as bad publicity, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, and the standard police uniform now comes with several colours of belt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lons's national animal is the Anteater, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lons is ranked 58,442nd in the world and 15th in Rushmore for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,925.05 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,554thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,066thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 8,600thSafest: 8,830thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,716thMost Average: 11,445thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,383rdMost Subsidized Industry: 14,700thMost Pacifist: 16,237thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,869thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,967th
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Most Average: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lons, the standard police uniform now comes with several colours of belt.
  • : Following new legislation in Lons, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds.
  • : Following new legislation in Lons, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Lons, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
  • : Following new legislation in Lons, Leader has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space.
  • : Lons was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Lons, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • : Following new legislation in Lons, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism.
  • : Following new legislation in Lons, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
  • : Following new legislation in Lons, some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes.

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