by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 7,263rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,929thMost Cultured: 9,834th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
An Empire United Under One
King Cole
Influence
Hermit
Founder / Chief Spokesman
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Lonial

Population2.18 billion

CapitalLonial
LeaderKing Cole

CurrencyPanthers
AnimalPanthers

The Empire of Lonial is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Cole with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.18 billion Panthers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lonial. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lonialian economy, worth 290 trillion Panthers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 133,114 Panthers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, and children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lonial's national animal is the Panthers, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lonial is ranked 256,084th in the world and 1st in Unamdum for Most Avoided, scoring 0.84 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Top
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 7,263rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,929thMost Cultured: 9,834thHighest Food Quality: 10,407thMost Inclusive: 10,804thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,866thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,709thTop
10%
Most Developed: 13,992ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,338thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,402ndLargest Welfare Programs: 15,641stNicest Citizens: 15,648thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,716thHealthiest Citizens: 16,025thLargest Retail Industry: 16,384thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,190thLargest Governments: 18,226thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,376thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,027thMost Efficient Economies: 20,356thHighest Average Incomes: 20,824thSmartest Citizens: 22,179thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,308thMost Patriotic: 22,451stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,697thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,040thLowest Crime Rates: 25,097thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,289th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lonial, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist.
  • : Lonial was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Lonial, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia.
  • : Following new legislation in Lonial, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in Lonial, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection.
  • : Following new legislation in Lonial, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in Lonial, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
  • : Following new legislation in Lonial, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Lonial, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
  • : Following new legislation in Lonial, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks".

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