The Empire of Lonial is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Cole with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.18 billion Panthers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lonial. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lonialian economy, worth 290 trillion Panthers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 133,114 Panthers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, and children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lonial's national animal is the Panthers, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lonial is ranked 256,084^th in the world and 1^st in Unamdum for Most Avoided, scoring 0.84 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.