The Republic islands of Longus is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Napoleon Nasalmight with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.9 billion Longoon have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equziri. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Longusani economy, worth 547 trillion currencies of Vanuatu a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 140,369 currencies of Vanuatu, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, and no one born in Longus can fix a leaky faucet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Longus's national animal is the Birmingham residents, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is TBA.

Longus is ranked 49,113^th in the world and 973^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.