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Largest Populations: 1,544thMost Pro-Market: 1,577thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,259th
The Texas Rangers of
Capitalist Paradise
I ain't guaranteed Tomorrow. You ain't either.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Lonesome Dove

Population38.501 billion

LeaderCal

Currencysilver dollar
Animalbuffalo

The Texas Rangers of Lonesome Dove is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cal with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 38.501 billion broken down cowboys are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Lonesome Dovean economy, worth a remarkable 4,029 trillion silver dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 104,656 silver dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 708,295 per year while the poor average 5,701, a ratio of 124 to 1.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, prison visits increase substantially during election years, graffiti graces every city's streets, and immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lonesome Dove's national animal is the buffalo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lonesome Dove is ranked 265,725th in the world and 86th in Texas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 41.05 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Populations: 1,544thMost Pro-Market: 1,577thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,259thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,143rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,541stMost Armed: 3,753rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,874thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,227thFattest Citizens: 7,448thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,213thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,075thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,112thHighest Drug Use: 26,707thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,946thMost Cheerful Citizens: 27,477thLargest Mining Sector: 28,497thMost Rebellious Youth: 29,011th
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Most Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lonesome Dove was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Lonesome Dove was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Lonesome Dove was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Lonesome Dove was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Lonesome Dove was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Lonesome Dove was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Lonesome Dove was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Lonesome Dove was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies.
  • : Lonesome Dove was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Lonesome Dove was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.

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