The Democratic Republic of Londynium is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Bristol Camellia with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.773 billion Londyniumers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camellia. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Londyniumian economy, worth 720 trillion Eris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 190,867 Eris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, all Londyniumers live like kings, billions of Eris are being blown on orbital weapons development, and re-education centers are being added to most prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Londynium's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Londynium is ranked 97,727^th in the world and 58^th in Thalassia for Most Authoritarian, with 661.99 milliStalins.