The Democratic Republic of Londynium is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Bristol Camellia with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.05 billion Londyniumers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camellia. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Londyniumian economy, worth 334 trillion Eris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 163,062 Eris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Londynium's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Londynium is ranked 165,265^th in the world and 303^rd in Thalassia for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.61 Crimes Per Hour.