Population | 15.518 billion |
Capital | Fangorn |
Leader | Treebeard |
Faith | Dark Green Religion |
Currency | leaf |
Animal | Rowan Tree |
The Lonely Tree Shepherds of Lon Kra Con is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Treebeard with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.518 billion Kronians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fangorn. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Lon Kra Conian economy, worth a remarkable 2,218 trillion leaves a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,981 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, Lon Kra Conian politics is literally a blood sport, delicate flowers faint at news of house plants being eaten, and returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lon Kra Con's national animal is the Rowan Tree, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dark Green Religion.
Lon Kra Con is ranked 3,687th in the world and 32nd in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 124.3 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
- : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, delicate flowers faint at news of house plants being eaten.
- : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, Lon Kra Conian politics is literally a blood sport.
- : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
- : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, there is something rotten in the state of Lon Kra Con.
- : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic.
- : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
- : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, the media seems excessively interested in what Treebeard is wearing this season.
- : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
- : Lon Kra Con was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.