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Best Weather: 968thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,059thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,184th
The Lonely Tree Shepherds of
Democratic Socialists
Where have all the entwives gone?
Treebeard
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Lon Kra Con

Population15.518 billion

CapitalFangorn
LeaderTreebeard
FaithDark Green Religion

Currencyleaf
AnimalRowan Tree

The Lonely Tree Shepherds of Lon Kra Con is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Treebeard with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.518 billion Kronians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fangorn. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Lon Kra Conian economy, worth a remarkable 2,218 trillion leaves a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,981 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, Lon Kra Conian politics is literally a blood sport, delicate flowers faint at news of house plants being eaten, and returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lon Kra Con's national animal is the Rowan Tree, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dark Green Religion.

Lon Kra Con is ranked 3,687th in the world and 32nd in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 124.3 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Best Weather: 968thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,059thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,184thMost Pacifist: 1,186thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,259thNicest Citizens: 1,294thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,331stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,370thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,373rdMost Inclusive: 1,451stSafest: 1,455thHealthiest Citizens: 1,504thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,631stHighest Food Quality: 1,658thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,091stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,215thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,368thMost Developed: 2,559thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,753rdTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,181stMost Cultured: 3,281stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,587thLowest Crime Rates: 3,687thLargest Governments: 4,764thSmartest Citizens: 5,092ndMost Rebellious Youth: 9,107thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,835thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,245thHighest Economic Output: 10,668thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,117thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 16,549thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,327thMost Secular: 17,876thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,767thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,396thHighest Average Incomes: 24,810thLargest Populations: 25,247th
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Most Pacifist: 19th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 22nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionSafest: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 29th in the regionMost Developed: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, delicate flowers faint at news of house plants being eaten.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, Lon Kra Conian politics is literally a blood sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, there is something rotten in the state of Lon Kra Con.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, the media seems excessively interested in what Treebeard is wearing this season.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Lon Kra Con was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.

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