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Most Rebellious Youth: 148thBest Weather: 280thMost Beautiful Environments: 400th
The Lovebombs you came to expect of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
stroaln hvelc Vreendscapr & hvoarhedrang hvelc Freadicr
Bebloede Worst
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Average

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Lompe Steen HAHA

Population21.319 billion

LeaderBebloede Worst
FaithVejan

CurrencyLompestian Gift
Animalmiezer

The Lovebombs you came to expect of Lompe Steen HAHA is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Bebloede Worst with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory vegetarianism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 21.319 billion Scilfr have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Lompestian economy, worth 100 trillion Lompestian Gifts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 4,702 Lompestian Gifts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Lompestian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Lompe Steen HAHA's national animal is the miezer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vejan.

Lompe Steen HAHA is ranked 233,404th in the world and 459th in Forest for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -51.61 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 148thBest Weather: 280thMost Beautiful Environments: 400thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 428thMost Pacifist: 470thLeast Corrupt Governments: 490thMost Compassionate Citizens: 570thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 618thHighest Crime Rates: 1,006thHealthiest Citizens: 1,090thNicest Citizens: 1,149thHighest Food Quality: 1,782ndMost Inclusive: 2,047thTop
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Most Secular: 2,671stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,183rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,757thMost Influential: 4,816thSmartest Citizens: 5,098thMost Cultured: 5,953rdLargest Populations: 6,972ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,749th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 36th in the regionMost Average: 38th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 39th in the regionMost Inclusive: 43rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lompe Steen HAHA, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Lompe Steen HAHA, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
  • : Following new legislation in Lompe Steen HAHA, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Following new legislation in Lompe Steen HAHA, Lompestian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Lompe Steen HAHA, a government program is underway to revitalize Lompe Steen HAHA's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Lompe Steen HAHA, Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Lompe Steen HAHA, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews.
  • : Following new legislation in Lompe Steen HAHA, every conceivable scenic location has been completely booked by couples desperate to marry.
  • : Following new legislation in Lompe Steen HAHA, unemployed butchers line the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Lompe Steen HAHA, board shorts have replaced board rooms.

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