The Queendom of Lolth- is a massive, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.436 billion Lolth-ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 25.1%.

The Lolth-ian economy, worth 97.5 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 40,017 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Discarded pennies litter the streets, helicopter parenting is on the rise, citizens select which government department gets their income tax kronor each year, and grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lolth-'s national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lolth- is ranked 251,072^nd in the world and 4^th in DnD for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.01 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.