The Dominion of Lollipop Torture Force is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.091 billion Spawns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Happy's Funland Extravaganza. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The powerhouse Lollipop Torture Forcean economy, worth 802 trillion Boxes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 72,380 Boxes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 327,179 per year while the poor average 9,842, a ratio of 33.2 to 1.

Psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, blocked storm drains cause sanitation problems, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, and the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lollipop Torture Force's national animal is the Wallow Swallow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Word of Mier.

Lollipop Torture Force is ranked 293,172^nd in the world and 7,233^rd in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.28 law-abiding acts per hour.