The Secular Democratic Republic of LollerLand is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sebero Sree with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.606 billion Lollerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lulz City. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient LollerLandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,668 trillion Lollerian Rupeeses a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,660 Lollerian Rupeeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Grumbling early morning commuters bemoan having to travel to work in the dark, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LollerLand's national animal is the Big Neck Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

LollerLand is ranked 65,530^th in the world and 9^th in The Universal Allegiance for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,368.24 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.