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Safest: 1,287th Least Corrupt Governments: 2,034th Healthiest Citizens: 2,042nd
The Secular Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Truth Will Triumph
Sebero Sree
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck

LollerLand

Population9.606 billion

CapitalLulz City
LeaderSebero Sree

CurrencyLollerian Rupees
AnimalBig Neck Bird

The Secular Democratic Republic of LollerLand is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sebero Sree with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.606 billion Lollerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lulz City. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient LollerLandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,668 trillion Lollerian Rupeeses a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,660 Lollerian Rupeeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Grumbling early morning commuters bemoan having to travel to work in the dark, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LollerLand's national animal is the Big Neck Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

LollerLand is ranked 65,530th in the world and 9th in The Universal Allegiance for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,368.24 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Safest: 1,287thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,034thHealthiest Citizens: 2,042ndNicest Citizens: 2,596thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,683rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,804thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,849thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,039thMost Developed: 3,150thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,159thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,163rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,222ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,256thLargest Governments: 3,257thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,333rdMost Pacifist: 3,374thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,646thMost Influential: 3,722ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,751stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,771stMost Cultured: 3,805thMost Inclusive: 3,833rdBest Weather: 3,961stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,206thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,222ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,291stSmartest Citizens: 4,830thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,454thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,548thHighest Economic Output: 6,991stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,393rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,116thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 8,501stMost Secular: 9,546thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,830thNudest: 11,634thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,689thMost Efficient Economies: 13,079thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,913th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in LollerLand, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in LollerLand, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office.
  • : Following new legislation in LollerLand, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins.
  • : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in LollerLand, grumbling early morning commuters bemoan having to travel to work in the dark.

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