The Red Republic of LollerLand is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sebero Sree with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.324 billion Lollerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lulz City. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient LollerLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,232 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,157 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On-duty Air LollerLand flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, atheist missionaries spread doubt overseas, and with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LollerLand's national animal is the Big Neck Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

LollerLand is ranked 3,355^th in the world and 1^st in The Universal Allegiance for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,188.69 Tourists Per Hour.