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Safest: 1,042ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,893rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,913th
The Red Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Truth Will Triumph
Influence
Auxiliary
Chancellor
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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LollerLand

Population12.092 billion

CapitalLulz City
LeaderSebero Sree

CurrencyGold
AnimalBig Neck Bird

The Red Republic of LollerLand is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sebero Sree with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.092 billion Lollerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lulz City. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient LollerLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,190 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,157 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On-duty Air LollerLand flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, atheist missionaries spread doubt overseas, and with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LollerLand's national animal is the Big Neck Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

LollerLand is ranked 196,626th in the world and 6th in The Universal Allegiance for Most Primitive, scoring -338.55 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
1%
Safest: 1,042ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,893rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,913thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,069thTop
5%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,233rdNicest Citizens: 2,304thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,356thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,601stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,650thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,666thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,723rdLargest Governments: 2,747thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,754thMost Developed: 2,850thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,859thLowest Crime Rates: 2,986thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,162ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,201stMost Pacifist: 3,358thBest Weather: 3,399thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,428thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,511thMost Inclusive: 3,752ndMost Cultured: 3,778thSmartest Citizens: 4,271stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,295thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,760thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,809thHighest Economic Output: 6,616thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,342ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,937thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,958thHighest Average Incomes: 8,191stMost Secular: 8,603rdTop
10%
Most Efficient Economies: 10,449thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,815thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,423rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,275thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,514th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : LollerLand's influence in The Universal Allegiance rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : LollerLand applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in LollerLand, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.
  • : LollerLand's influence in The Universal Allegiance rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in LollerLand, atheist missionaries spread doubt overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in LollerLand, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.

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