The Secular Democratic Republic of LollerLand is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sebero Sree with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.74 billion Lollerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lulz City. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient LollerLandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,698 trillion Lollerian Rupeeses a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,338 Lollerian Rupeeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, a new "thought police" branch is being developed, and money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LollerLand's national animal is the Big Neck Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

LollerLand is ranked 3,332^nd in the world and 2^nd in The Universal Allegiance for Most Pacifist, with 174.12 Cheeks Turned Per Day.