by Max Barry

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Safest: 1,055thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,692ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,810th
The Offers that can't be refused of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Truth Will Triumph
WA Delegate / Interior Council/Foreign Affairs (Loller)
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population13.284 billion

CapitalLulz City
LeaderSebero Sree

AnimalBig Neck Bird

The Offers that can't be refused of LollerLand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sebero Sree with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.284 billion Lollerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lulz City. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient LollerLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,389 trillion Offers a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,849 Offers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LollerLand's national animal is the Big Neck Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

LollerLand is ranked 2,715th in the world and 5th in Caer Sidi for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 5,841.85 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Safest: 1,055thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,692ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,810thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,896thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,177thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,182ndTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,425thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,532ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,558thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,582ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,715thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,741stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,794thLargest Governments: 2,865thMost Developed: 2,873rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,036thMost Pacifist: 3,208thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,267thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,502ndBest Weather: 3,512thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,587thMost Cultured: 3,641stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,696thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,928thMost Inclusive: 4,048thSmartest Citizens: 4,313thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,459thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,912thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,815thHighest Economic Output: 6,492ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,098thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,999thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,895thHighest Average Incomes: 8,916thMost Secular: 9,059thMost Influential: 9,350thMost Efficient Economies: 10,376thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,540thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,516thLargest Populations: 19,888thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,895th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the region

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