The Offers that can't be refused of LollerLand is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sebero Sree with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.545 billion Lollerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lulz City. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient LollerLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,414 trillion Offers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,238 Offers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LollerLand's national animal is the Big Neck Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

LollerLand is ranked 3,361^st in the world and 2^nd in Caer Sidi for Best Weather, with 367 Meters Of Sunlight.