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Safest: 1,294th Least Corrupt Governments: 2,017th Healthiest Citizens: 2,037th
The Secular Democratic Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Truth Will Triumph
Sebero Sree
Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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LollerLand

Population9.74 billion

CapitalLulz City
LeaderSebero Sree

CurrencyLollerian Rupees
AnimalBig Neck Bird

The Secular Democratic Republic of LollerLand is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sebero Sree with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.74 billion Lollerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lulz City. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient LollerLandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,698 trillion Lollerian Rupeeses a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,338 Lollerian Rupeeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, a new "thought police" branch is being developed, and money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LollerLand's national animal is the Big Neck Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

LollerLand is ranked 3,332nd in the world and 2nd in The Universal Allegiance for Most Pacifist, with 174.12 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Safest: 1,294thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,017thHealthiest Citizens: 2,037thNicest Citizens: 2,637thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,746thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,763rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,766thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,945thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,023rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,099thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,099thMost Developed: 3,150thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,159thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,205thLargest Governments: 3,322ndMost Pacifist: 3,332ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,648thMost Cultured: 3,784thLowest Crime Rates: 3,788thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,809thMost Inclusive: 3,945thBest Weather: 4,010thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,111thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,132ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,244thSmartest Citizens: 4,773rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,575thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,759thHighest Economic Output: 7,319thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,505thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,122ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,617thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,865thMost Secular: 9,976thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,038thNudest: 12,211thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,247thMost Efficient Economies: 13,065thMost Influential: 16,937th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in LollerLand, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in LollerLand, a new "thought police" branch is being developed.
  • : LollerLand was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in LollerLand, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
  • : Following new legislation in LollerLand, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.
  • : LollerLand's influence in The Universal Allegiance fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : LollerLand's influence in The Universal Allegiance rose from "Sprat" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Following new legislation in LollerLand, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in LollerLand, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis.

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