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Safest: 1,094thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,738thHealthiest Citizens: 1,833rd
The Offers that can't be refused of
Left-wing Utopia
Truth Will Triumph
WA Delegate / Interior Council/Foreign Affairs (Loller)
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population13.545 billion

CapitalLulz City
LeaderSebero Sree

AnimalBig Neck Bird

The Offers that can't be refused of LollerLand is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sebero Sree with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.545 billion Lollerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lulz City. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient LollerLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,414 trillion Offers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,238 Offers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LollerLand's national animal is the Big Neck Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

LollerLand is ranked 3,361st in the world and 2nd in Caer Sidi for Best Weather, with 367 Meters Of Sunlight.

Safest: 1,094thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,738thHealthiest Citizens: 1,833rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,919thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,100thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,122ndNicest Citizens: 2,357thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,446thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,597thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,628thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,678thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,715thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,797thLargest Governments: 2,889thMost Developed: 2,945thLowest Crime Rates: 3,101stMost Pacifist: 3,227thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,263rdBest Weather: 3,361stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,538thMost Cultured: 3,761stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,819thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,960thMost Inclusive: 4,052ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,111thSmartest Citizens: 4,398thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,709thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,817thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,908thHighest Economic Output: 6,552ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,079thMost Influential: 7,361stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,930thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,995thMost Secular: 9,163rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,279thMost Efficient Economies: 10,506thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,822ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,602ndLargest Populations: 19,830thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,316thMost Income Equality: 24,585th
Safest: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the region

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