The Offers that can't be refused of LollerLand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sebero Sree with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.284 billion Lollerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lulz City. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient LollerLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,389 trillion Offers a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,849 Offers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', and proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LollerLand's national animal is the Big Neck Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

LollerLand is ranked 2,715^th in the world and 5^th in Caer Sidi for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 5,841.85 on the Societal Mobility Rating.