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Safest: 1,129th Least Corrupt Governments: 1,846th Healthiest Citizens: 1,929th
The Secular Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Truth Will Triumph
Sebero Sree
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.24 billion

CapitalLulz City
LeaderSebero Sree

CurrencyLollerian Rupees
AnimalBig Neck Bird

The Secular Democratic Republic of LollerLand is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sebero Sree with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avant-garde cinema, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.24 billion Lollerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lulz City. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient LollerLandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,823 trillion Lollerian Rupeeses a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,087 Lollerian Rupeeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program, the family of Sebero Sree bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions, and spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of LollerLand. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LollerLand's national animal is the Big Neck Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

LollerLand is ranked 15,995th in the world and 5th in The Universal Allegiance for Highest Drug Use, scoring 102.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Safest: 1,129thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,846thHealthiest Citizens: 1,929thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,160thNicest Citizens: 2,437thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,455thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,552ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,580thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,747thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,783rdMost Pacifist: 2,810thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,850thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,902ndMost Developed: 2,917thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,983rdLargest Governments: 3,028thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,276thLowest Crime Rates: 3,292ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,441stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,448thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,475thMost Efficient Economies: 3,557thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,680thMost Inclusive: 3,695thBest Weather: 3,701stMost Cultured: 3,708thSmartest Citizens: 4,258thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,021stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,353rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,522ndHighest Economic Output: 6,620thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,652ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 7,971stMost Secular: 8,908thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,214thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,976thNudest: 11,992ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,454thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,817thMost Influential: 14,925th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the region

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