The Offers that can't be refused of LollerLand is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sebero Sree with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.961 billion Lollerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lulz City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient LollerLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,865 trillion Offers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,509 Offers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People find it hard to relate to soldiers because of the dehumanising masks they wear, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LollerLand's national animal is the Big Neck Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

LollerLand is ranked 268,779^th in the world and 200^th in Caer Sidi for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -601.93 on the Hayek Index.