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Safest: 1,044thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,869thHealthiest Citizens: 1,914th
The Red Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Truth Will Triumph
Influence
Negotiator
Chancellor
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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LollerLand

Population12.324 billion

CapitalLulz City
LeaderSebero Sree

CurrencyGold
AnimalBig Neck Bird

The Red Republic of LollerLand is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sebero Sree with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.324 billion Lollerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lulz City. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient LollerLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,232 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,157 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On-duty Air LollerLand flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, atheist missionaries spread doubt overseas, and with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LollerLand's national animal is the Big Neck Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

LollerLand is ranked 3,355th in the world and 1st in The Universal Allegiance for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,188.69 Tourists Per Hour.

Top
1%
Safest: 1,044thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,869thHealthiest Citizens: 1,914thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,069thTop
5%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,257thNicest Citizens: 2,323rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,381stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,659thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,713thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,730thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,743rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,772ndLargest Governments: 2,789thMost Developed: 2,863rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,873rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,020thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,159thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,355thMost Pacifist: 3,377thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,507thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,651stBest Weather: 3,688thMost Cultured: 3,793rdMost Inclusive: 3,854thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,173rdSmartest Citizens: 4,277thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,083rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,697thHighest Economic Output: 6,562ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,261stHighest Average Incomes: 8,263rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,375thMost Secular: 8,699thMost Efficient Economies: 10,614thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,921stTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,822ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,272ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,611thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,395thLargest Populations: 20,549th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : LollerLand's influence in The Universal Allegiance rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : LollerLand's influence in The Universal Allegiance rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : LollerLand applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in LollerLand, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.

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