by Max Barry

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Safest: 1,296thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,809thHealthiest Citizens: 2,016th
The Offers that can't be refused of
Left-wing Utopia
Truth Will Triumph
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population15.961 billion

CapitalLulz City
LeaderSebero Sree

AnimalBig Neck Bird

The Offers that can't be refused of LollerLand is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sebero Sree with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.961 billion Lollerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lulz City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient LollerLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,865 trillion Offers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,509 Offers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People find it hard to relate to soldiers because of the dehumanising masks they wear, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LollerLand's national animal is the Big Neck Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

LollerLand is ranked 268,779th in the world and 200th in Caer Sidi for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -601.93 on the Hayek Index.

Safest: 1,296thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,809thHealthiest Citizens: 2,016thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,032ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,046thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,141stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,438thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,685thNicest Citizens: 2,692ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,704thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,788thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,792ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,842ndMost Developed: 2,926thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,932ndLargest Governments: 3,122ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,316thMost Pacifist: 3,349thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,541stBest Weather: 3,562ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,568thHighest Food Quality: 3,654thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,832ndMost Cultured: 3,865thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,193rdMost Influential: 4,359thMost Inclusive: 4,403rdSmartest Citizens: 4,560thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,614thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,917thHighest Economic Output: 6,027thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,193rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,064thMost Secular: 9,480thHighest Average Incomes: 9,782ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,271stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,717thMost Efficient Economies: 10,894thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,649thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,074thLargest Populations: 18,061stLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,626thMost Income Equality: 23,500th
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionTop
Nudest: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : LollerLand's influence in Caer Sidi fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Enforcer".
  • : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : LollerLand voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Aynia Moreaux".
  • : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : LollerLand was endorsed by The Elective Principality of Carlia.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 7 » Instrumentia, Armanind, Roundland, Belladonnia, Ynys Dywyll, CRYPTHIC, and Carlia.