by Max Barry

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 25,215th
The Community of
Corrupt Dictatorship
To sewve and pwotect!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Lolice Department

Population73 million


The Community of Lolice Department is a large, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 73 million Lolice Officers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Lolice economy, worth 2.38 trillion doughnuts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 32,558 doughnuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions are being spent on a new island airport, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Lolice Department City Times is sold out, extreme political groups are outlawed, and the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lolice Department's national animal is the pig, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lolice Department is ranked 272,854th in the world and 6,623rd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 39,140 Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 25,215th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 732nd in the region

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