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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19thMost Influential: 485thLargest Welfare Programs: 567th
The Barbatos Worshippers of
Left-wing Utopia
Let the Wind Lead
Juno Morozov
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Loli County

Population7.251 billion

LeaderJuno Morozov

Currencymuddy puddle
Animalsuzy sheep

The Barbatos Worshippers of Loli County is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Juno Morozov with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.251 billion Lolis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athemont. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lolisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,334 trillion muddy puddles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 184,088 muddy puddles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances, the distracting décor lining the roads causes multiple pile-ups, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and sex changes are routinely performed at Loli County's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Loli County's national animal is the suzy sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Loli County is ranked 273,496th in the world and 13,819th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.32 flags saluted per person per day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19thMost Influential: 485thLargest Welfare Programs: 567thMost Compassionate Citizens: 650thMost Pacifist: 660thNicest Citizens: 672ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 731stMost Inclusive: 867thBest Weather: 1,056thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,066thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,138thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,303rdHighest Food Quality: 1,413thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,485thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,580thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,727thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,972ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,032ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,093rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,267thMost Developed: 2,372ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,632ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,644thMost Efficient Economies: 2,662ndTop
Largest Governments: 2,877thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,342ndMost Cultured: 3,392ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,451stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,021stSmartest Citizens: 4,213thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,654thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,360thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,465thHighest Average Incomes: 9,161stSafest: 10,193rdNudest: 11,254thMost Secular: 13,296thTop
Most Income Equality: 15,162ndHighest Economic Output: 15,231stLargest Publishing Industry: 20,531stHighest Drug Use: 21,517th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 27th in the regionNicest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Pacifist: 39th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 39th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Inclusive: 55th in the regionBest Weather: 67th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 74th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 83rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 89th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 104th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 106th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 109th in the regionMost Influential: 115th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 117th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 125th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 126th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 135th in the regionMost Developed: 137th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 139th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 145th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 171st in the regionMost Cultured: 176th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 185th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 190th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 215th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 241st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 254th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 281st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 293rd in the regionNudest: 295th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 418th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 485th in the regionSafest: 584th in the regionMost Secular: 639th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 809th in the regionLargest Populations: 894th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 968th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 971st in the region

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