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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 712th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,660th Most Compassionate Citizens: 6,092nd
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Loli County

Population691 million



The You're Adopted of Loli County is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 691 million Lolis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aincrad. The average income tax rate is 55.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Lolisian economy, worth 66.4 trillion Dogedollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 96,120 Dogedollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, and jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Loli County's national animal is the Taroumaru, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Loli County is ranked 8,383rd in the world and 404th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 55.65 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 712thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,660thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 6,092ndNicest Citizens: 6,142ndMost Pacifist: 6,959thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,283rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,383rdTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,636thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,970thMost Inclusive: 9,117thMost Influential: 10,429thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,553rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,101stMost Developed: 12,186thMost Cultured: 13,774thMost Efficient Economies: 14,067thHealthiest Citizens: 14,333rdLongest Average Lifespans: 14,439thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,353rdMost Advanced Public Education: 16,431stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,792nd
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 64th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 294th in the regionNicest Citizens: 359th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 363rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 399th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 404th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 475th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 478th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 519th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 533rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 544th in the regionMost Inclusive: 548th in the regionMost Average: 641st in the regionMost Cultured: 704th in the regionMost Developed: 708th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 733rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 759th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 770th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 805th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 811th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 824th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 826th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 841st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 189 » Minuda, The Backwardest Nation You Know, The Stratosphere Islands, Territorio di Nessuno, Osiris-Rex, Warsaw-Halicz, Union of Austria-Hungary, Notyoutopia, Newpromisedland, The Black Cathedral, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Pallaith, Alunya, El Fiji Grande, Shin-Hachioji, Jasminlandia, Black Templares, Centromuria, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Trillius, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, Uganda Knuckles UK, Sunto, Kwaj, Ethnon, Sundred, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Acrabinnia, Egalico, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, Omnistria, Bayern-Straubing, THX1138, Western Vapia, Drusselstein, Peldorn, Spartoptia, Dreadton, Sea Ghost, Frances Francis the First of France, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Sil Dorsett, Torakuen, Tappan Hills, Castle Federation, 1 very fast endotarter, Steampunk Ariel, and 139 others.Vikingiarchy, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Noahs Second Country, Vernest Quill, Wilkshire, Kirostan, Kasazzastan, Dar es Saalam, East Supple Lund, The Austro Germanic Union, The Bureaucratic Territories, 2 and 2 is Fish, Agharya, Napnomadia, Q w e r t y, Sinelona, Abiswashyo-bhumi, New Pruessen, Suicidistan, Necromonia, Yaorozu, Saturns Edge, Amerian States, Ibiscaton, Ice and Tinian, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Lomjia, Former English Colony, Aeviternus, Free Azzaca, Apetopia, Aylwater, Lanorth, Selfgradatude, Dadastan Archipelago, Conservative State of Poland, The Arbeiterklasse, Eriansund, PlanetPunk, Eslua, Votak Matim, Ejhsa, Enworbia, Federation Terra Australis, Elianzonia, Elder Realms, Shadowrik, Ikea Rike, Habanan, Proov583, Kuveria, Chinese Japanese And Koreans, Dylanana, Test for a new hope, Felpolandia, Sheldanada, Freisonnia, Velly, Carler, Elgaland-Vargaland, Erwo Stal, Conservadoria, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Lemonbiscuits, New Bremerton, Longsword01, Planes, Fayyayid, Rynion, Hileville, Ara Antrizuls, North Altatude, Wineclaw, Moisus, Esonian empire, Angwayster, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Of Many, British Pacific Islands, Aetulia, Cors Evia, Alpinea, Beta Centauri B3, Bonjoura, Asgardira, Cobrakia, Cinnibar, Cloydicia, Ammurp Stecdoodastal, Axstahl, Central Ryal, Altivia, AltanUrag, Analomink, California but Worse, COCONUT-CITY, Breduria, Camarthen, Ausnakulia, Coprianus, Azzarel, Antiyard, Choistan, Arimbia, Alice Gardens, Ariwana, Bananaaaaa, Chamocha, Austurasia, Cyrenayca, Averagejoevlania, Bananoonza, Brettenia, Ecronentia, Humptalumpta, Gilakistan, Fizban, Detrivania, Illichiana, Free Culture, Holy Oranz, Daiz, Fascist Democracy, Faustonia, Helix Labs, Aerilia, Antityranicals, Alyrria, Great japanese islands, Holy Marcus Empire, Dicko, Blackphir, Calamazo, Gliese Minor, Dopeland420, Boltang, David Davidson, Babacar, and Heimgau.

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