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Most Influential: 329thMost Pacifist: 903rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 993rd
The Needs a Boyfriend of
Left-wing Utopia
どんなに夜が長くても、いつでもその日が来る。
Meteora Österreich
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Loli County

Population4.57 billion

CapitalJötunheim
LeaderMeteora Österreich
FaithFlemingovianism

Currencymuddy puddle
Animalrebecca rabbit

The Needs a Boyfriend of Loli County is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Meteora Österreich with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.57 billion Lolis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jötunheim. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Lolisian economy, worth 707 trillion muddy puddles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 154,815 muddy puddles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Meteora Österreich wears a chewed-up rubber chicken suit to meet foreign delegates, recognizing the Lolisian flag qualifies you for citizenship, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, and Meteora Österreich has more friends than ever before. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Loli County's national animal is the rebecca rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Loli County is ranked 60,346th in the world and 2,529th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 73.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most Influential: 329thMost Pacifist: 903rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 993rdNicest Citizens: 1,029thMost Inclusive: 1,251stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,597thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,641stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,707thBest Weather: 2,011thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,333rdTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,699thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,052ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,188thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,448thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,508thMost Efficient Economies: 3,727thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,761stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,806thHealthiest Citizens: 3,873rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,983rdMost Developed: 4,382ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,980thLargest Governments: 5,087thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,271stLowest Crime Rates: 5,408thMost Cultured: 5,578thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,808thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,017thSmartest Citizens: 6,181stLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,727thSafest: 10,577thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 13,074thMost Secular: 13,594thMost Income Equality: 14,934thHighest Drug Use: 15,657thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,492ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,285th
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Most Pacifist: 59th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 67th in the regionNicest Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 80th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 86th in the regionMost Inclusive: 88th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 108th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 119th in the regionBest Weather: 138th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 167th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 171st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 176th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 189th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 197th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 204th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 207th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 214th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 216th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 222nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 243rd in the regionLargest Governments: 274th in the regionMost Developed: 276th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 280th in the regionMost Cultured: 289th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 293rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 341st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 344th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 358th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 428th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 483rd in the regionTop
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Safest: 609th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 611th in the regionNudest: 615th in the regionMost Income Equality: 682nd in the regionMost Secular: 704th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 759th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 897th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 966th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 978th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Loli County lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, Meteora Österreich has more friends than ever before.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, recognizing the Lolisian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, Meteora Österreich wears a chewed-up rubber chicken suit to meet foreign delegates.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
  • : Loli County lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Loli County lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.

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