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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 119thMost Influential: 2,646thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,382nd
The Empire of
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Hmmmmmm steak
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Thriving
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Lol2639

Population188 million

CurrencyDr pepper
AnimalHmmmmm Steak

The Empire of Lol2639 is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 188 million Lol2639ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 13.4%.

The thriving Lol2639ian economy, worth 14.1 trillion Dr peppers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,218 Dr peppers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them, and cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lol2639's national animal is the Hmmmmm Steak, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lol2639 is ranked 69,402nd in the world and 2,943rd in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,005.59 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 119thTop
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Most Influential: 2,646thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,382ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,035thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,176thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,421stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,873rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,682ndLargest Mining Sector: 21,946thHighest Drug Use: 22,269th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 107th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 222nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 491st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 497th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 523rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 638th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 795th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 847th in the regionMost Influential: 886th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 959th in the region

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