Population | 16.906 billion |
Capital | coconut cream |
Leader | Popo Niu |
Currency | shell |
Animal | bat |
The Nomadic Peoples of Lokelani is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Popo Niu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.906 billion Lokelanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Environment, Administration, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of coconut cream. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Lokelanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,337 trillion shells a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 79,094 shells, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 268,598 per year while the poor average 17,182, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.
Vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, and sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lokelani's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Lokelani is ranked 259,711th in the world and 30th in Krillin for Most Income Equality, scoring 6.4 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lokelani was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Lokelani was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Zombies.
- : Following new legislation in Lokelani, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
- : Following new legislation in Lokelani, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
- : Lokelani was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Lokelani was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : Lokelani's influence in Krillin fell from "Envoy" to "Truckler".
- : Lokelani's influence in Krillin rose from "Truckler" to "Envoy".
- : Following new legislation in Lokelani, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection.
- : Following new legislation in Lokelani, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas.