The Department of Loir-et-Cher is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jean-Luc Brindeau with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 20.389 billion Loir-et-Chériens are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blois. The average income tax rate is 21.5%.

The strong Loir-et-Chérien economy, worth a remarkable 1,431 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 70,190 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, being a member of the glee club disqualifies Loir-et-Chériens from space travel, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loir-et-Cher's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Loir-et-Cher is ranked 141,135^th in the world and 22^nd in Department Store for Largest Governments, scoring 13.64 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.