The Federation of Lohjanjarvi Lake is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.181 billion Lohjanjarvi Lakeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 55.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lohjanjarvi Lakean economy, worth 96.4 trillion gambles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,620 gambles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a hole in the heart of every Lohjanjarvi Lakean city, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, and foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lohjanjarvi Lake's national animal is the gamble, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lohjanjarvi Lake is ranked 59,243^rd in the world and 16^th in Lakes in Finland for Largest Black Market, with 11.3 trillion Standard Monetary Units.