The Democratic Republic of Lohika is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jane Perry with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.143 billion Lohikans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mosse. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lohikan economy, worth 94.4 trillion strings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 82,589 strings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and Jane Perry has just been declared ruler of Lohika in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown. Lohika's national animal is the magpie, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lohika is ranked 132,862^nd in the world and 451^st in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -55.42 on the Scary Big Number Scale.