The Republic of Logovets is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Didzis the depressed with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.014 billion Logovetsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carvilo. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Logovetsian economy, worth 389 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 129,232 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, it's best not to ask what goes into Carvilo Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Logovets's national animal is the Snow leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Please don't be religious.

Logovets is ranked 11,051^st in the world and 919^th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 28.92 Bank.