The Republic of Logovets is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Didzis with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 5.683 billion Logovetsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carvilo. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Logovetsian economy, worth 898 trillion Pabuans a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,057 Pabuans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Logovetsian citizenship in droves, charity fundraisers often resemble minstrel shows, the horniness of the great-horned Cougar is considered a national priority, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Logovets's national animal is the Cougar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is lmao imagine naming this.

Logovets is ranked 207,388^th in the world and 10,721^st in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.85 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.