The Republic of Logovets is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Didzis the depressed with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.088 billion Logovetsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carvilo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Logovetsian economy, worth 143 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,839 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Emigrants arrive on foreign shores with nothing but pocket sand, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, and the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Logovets's national animal is the Snow leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Please don't be religious.

Logovets is ranked 91,357^th in the world and 2,987^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 75.32208373828 Days.