by Max Barry

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Highest Drug Use: 7,437th Most Stationary: 9,026th Most Rebellious Youth: 9,793rd
The Res Publica Serenissima of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
We suffer not a dearth of the pompous
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Logophilia Lyricalia

Population8.067 billion

Leadera vulgar Catullus wannabe
Faithecstatic oracular discombobulation


The Res Publica Serenissima of Logophilia Lyricalia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by a vulgar Catullus wannabe with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 8.067 billion Logophiles enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metonym. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Logophilic economy, worth 309 trillion feet a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,330 feet, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, Logophiles refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, and the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service. Crime is totally unknown. Logophilia Lyricalia's national animal is the litotes, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ecstatic oracular discombobulation.

Logophilia Lyricalia is ranked 7,437th in the world and 2nd in Haiku for Highest Drug Use, scoring 113.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Highest Drug Use: 7,437thTop
Most Stationary: 9,026thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,793rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,840thNudest: 12,020thMost Cultured: 13,078thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,612thMost Devout: 14,622ndNicest Citizens: 14,953rd

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