Population | 19.555 billion |
Capital | Metonym |
Leader | a vulgar Catullus wannabe |
Faith | ecstatic oracular discombobulation |
Currency | foot |
Animal | litotes |
The Res Publica Serenissima of Logophilia Lyricalia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by a vulgar Catullus wannabe with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, devout population of 19.555 billion Logophiles enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metonym. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but sluggish Logophilic economy, worth 704 trillion feet a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,032 feet, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land. Crime is totally unknown. Logophilia Lyricalia's national animal is the litotes, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ecstatic oracular discombobulation.
Logophilia Lyricalia is ranked 11,428th in the world and 5th in Haiku for Most Influential, scoring 4,557 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Logophilia Lyricalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Logophilia Lyricalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Zombies.
- : Logophilia Lyricalia lodged a message on the Haiku Regional Message Board.
- : Logophilia Lyricalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Logophilia Lyricalia lodged a message on the Haiku Regional Message Board.
- : Logophilia Lyricalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Logophilia Lyricalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Logophilia Lyricalia lodged a message on the Haiku Regional Message Board.
- : Logophilia Lyricalia lodged a message on the Haiku Regional Message Board.
- : Logophilia Lyricalia lodged a message on the Haiku Regional Message Board.