The Empire of Logar is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 665 million Logarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Villanova. The average income tax rate is 17.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Logarian economy, worth 46.4 trillion Logarian credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 69,845 Logarian credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, and the judicial system legislates morality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Logar's national animal is the Logarian parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Logar is ranked 205,800^th in the world and 57^th in Republic of Conservative Nations for Most Primitive, scoring -121.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.