by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,857thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,928thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,897th
The Federal Republic of
Corporate Bordello
We endure.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Loftegen 3

Population45 million

Animalblack ram

The Federal Republic of Loftegen 3 is a small, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 45 million Loftegen 3ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The thriving Loftegen 3ian economy, worth 3.12 trillion bytes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 69,370 bytes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 235,408 per year while the poor average 15,087, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

The government would rather execute a hundred innocent men than let one guilty one appeal a verdict, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions, and no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Loftegen 3's national animal is the black ram, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Loftegen 3 is ranked 36,241st in the world and 1,135th in Lazarus for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.9 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,857thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,928thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,897thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,390thMost Pro-Market: 12,285thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,933rdHighest Crime Rates: 13,573rdMost Influential: 14,513thFattest Citizens: 14,670thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,862ndLargest Retail Industry: 15,907th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 39th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 243rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 256th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 261st in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 327th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 382nd in the regionMost Influential: 435th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 483rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 567th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 588th in the regionRudest Citizens: 599th in the region

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