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Most Secular: 1,620thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,500thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,101st
The United Socialist States of
Democratic Socialists
Industry is Acheiving
Gravis sonjiuson
Founder / Federation Premier
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.606 billion

LeaderGravis sonjiuson


The United Socialist States of Loconianiccurelliver is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Gravis sonjiuson with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.606 billion Loconians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vinjarðin. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loconianic economy, worth 730 trillion Ößs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 110,530 Ößs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Loconianiccurelliver, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, and group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loconianiccurelliver's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Flöngædle.

Loconianiccurelliver is ranked 29,235th in the world and 1st in Eastern Federation of Socialist states for Most Patriotic, with 25.94 Flags saluted per person per day.

Most Secular: 1,620thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,500thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,101stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,271stLowest Crime Rates: 6,860thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,523rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,165thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,647thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,012thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,310thTop
Largest Governments: 11,521stHighest Poor Incomes: 12,833rdMost Developed: 13,499thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,657thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,728thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,963rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,129thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,238thSafest: 16,168thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,954thMost Income Equality: 19,326thSmartest Citizens: 19,342ndMost Influential: 21,558thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,921stBest Weather: 22,750th

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