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Largest Insurance Industry: 776th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 916th Largest Black Market: 1,053rd
The Desolation of
Corporate Police State
Non videbitis faciem meam, Vita est!
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The Desolation of Lockdownn is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lockdown with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.846 billion Lockdownnians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yorguschmich. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lockdownnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,793 trillion Lockes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 261,955 Lockes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,301,347 per year while the poor average 29,830, a ratio of 43.6 to 1.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, and environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lockdownn's national animal is the Boa Constrictor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Carbanism.

Lockdownn is ranked 1,563rd in the world and 1st in Global Federation for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 19,731.02 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 776thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 916thLargest Black Market: 1,053rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,252ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,453rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,502ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,563rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,709thHighest Average Incomes: 1,947thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,134thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,146thMost Avoided: 2,182ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,268thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,515thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,683rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,229thMost Efficient Economies: 4,235thLargest Retail Industry: 4,318thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,632ndMost Devout: 5,184thHighest Economic Output: 5,206thFattest Citizens: 5,372ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,653rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,162ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,132ndLargest Governments: 7,247thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,696thMost Influential: 7,901stTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,367thMost Extreme: 13,854thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,201stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,062nd
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the region

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