The Principality of Lochaber and Glencoe is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lord sF of Glencoe with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 1.876 billion Lochaber and Glencoes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 36.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Lochaber and Glencoean economy, worth 72.9 trillion Ecus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,834 Ecus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Lochaber and Glencoean, and lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lochaber and Glencoe's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Several religions.

Lochaber and Glencoe is ranked 234,990^th in the world and 1,161^st in Europe for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 46,560 Standard Monetary Units.