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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,400thMost Influential: 3,559thMost Armed: 8,385th
The Nothing of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Lazyeeet
LazynessMan
Influence
Dominator
WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Locahsianea

Population1.065 billion

CapitalLazylandnesscity
LeaderLazynessMan
FaithLazyness

CurrencyLazy
AnimalNothing

The Nothing of Locahsianea is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by LazynessMan with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.065 billion lazy persons are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lazylandnesscity. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient lazy economy, worth 123 trillion Lazies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 116,218 Lazies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Imitation is the sincerest form of felony, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, and LazynessMan claims no responsibility for what LazynessMan's government does. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Locahsianea's national animal is the Nothing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lazyness.

Locahsianea is ranked 23,723rd in the world and 1st in PixelPlace for Highest Average Incomes, with 116,218.99 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,400thTop
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Most Influential: 3,559thMost Armed: 8,385thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,250thTop
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Most Inclusive: 11,197thNicest Citizens: 11,353rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,878thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,046thBest Weather: 12,745thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,551stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,027thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,856thMost Developed: 17,076thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,867thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,019thLowest Crime Rates: 18,863rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,236thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,583rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Locahsianea established the regional flag of PixelPlace.
  • : Locahsianea updated the World Factbook entry in PixelPlace.
  • : Following new legislation in Locahsianea, LazynessMan claims no responsibility for what LazynessMan's government does.
  • : Following new legislation in Locahsianea, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Following new legislation in Locahsianea, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".
  • : Following new legislation in Locahsianea, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Locahsianea, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills.
  • : Locahsianea voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Peaceful First Contact".
  • : Locahsianea voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn ravana".
  • : The Republic of Andahstan granted Executive and Border Control authority to the WA Delegate Locahsianea in PixelPlace.

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