The People's Republic of Llorens is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Fraser Zilberschlag with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.431 billion Llorenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zexaro. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Llorenian economy, worth 331 trillion llorençs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 136,471 llorençs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Llorenian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, and traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Llorens's national animal is the loquito, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Llorens is ranked 70,884^th in the world and 83^rd in The Leftist Assembly for Nudest, with 142.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.