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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 401st Largest Welfare Programs: 414th Most Pacifist: 444th
The Red and Gold Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
We, the people of equal!
Influence
Dealmaker
Senator
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Llorens

Population4.416 billion

CapitalZexaro
LeaderPresident Fraser Zilberschlag

CurrencyllorenÁ
Animalloquito

The Red and Gold Republic of Llorens is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Fraser Zilberschlag with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.416 billion Llorenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zexaro. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Llorenian economy, worth 650 trillion llorenÁs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 147,395 llorenÁs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, the horniness of the great-horned loquito is considered a national priority, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Llorens's national animal is the loquito, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Llorens is ranked 37,542nd in the world and 58th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 72.24 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 401stLargest Welfare Programs: 414thMost Pacifist: 444thBest Weather: 466thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 476thMost Compassionate Citizens: 572ndNicest Citizens: 597thMost Advanced Public Education: 622ndMost Developed: 648thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 651stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 712thMost Beautiful Environments: 716thMost Advanced Public Transport: 795thLongest Average Lifespans: 839thMost Inclusive: 930thSafest: 996thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,027thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,073rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,139thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,177thHealthiest Citizens: 1,253rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,271stLargest Governments: 1,719thMost Influential: 1,731stTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,102ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,286thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,952ndMost Cultured: 4,493rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,572ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,406thMost Income Equality: 7,464thTop
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Most Secular: 10,244thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,267thHighest Average Incomes: 13,247thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,021st
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Llorens, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Llorens lodged a message on the The Leftist Assembly Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Llorens, the horniness of the great-horned loquito is considered a national priority.
  • : Llorens voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The conservative christians".
  • : Llorens lodged a message on the The Leftist Assembly Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Llorens, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Llorens was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Myzkothia.
  • : Following new legislation in Llorens, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Llorens lodged a message on the The Leftist Assembly Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Llorens, state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.

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