The Most Serene Republic of Lloenflys is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Alexander Lloenhoevel with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 12.587 billion Lloenflysians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lloenflys City. The average income tax rate is 88.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lloenflysian economy, worth a remarkable 1,347 trillion Lloens a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,042 Lloens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Alexander Lloenhoevel's wardrobe, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, and children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lloenflys's national animal is the Mongoose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Don't Even Think About It.

Lloenflys is ranked 241,592^nd in the world and 987^th in Europeia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.14 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.