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Most Primitive: 1,597thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,802ndMost Pacifist: 2,017th
The Seylosian Crown Dependency of
Left-wing Utopia
Strung Together Like a Chain of Flowers
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Llalta

Population3.908 billion

CapitalSt Christopher
LeaderEve Gallaghan

CurrencyLlaltese Pound
AnimalSeal

The Seylosian Crown Dependency of Llalta is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eve Gallaghan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, prohibition of alcohol, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.908 billion Llaltese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Christopher. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Llaltese economy, worth 246 trillion Llaltese Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,143 Llaltese Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month, and the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. Crime is totally unknown. Llalta's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Llalta is ranked 40,568th in the world and 16th in Eurth for Most Stationary, with 329.29799758248 Days.

Top
1%
Most Primitive: 1,597thTop
5%
Largest Welfare Programs: 1,802ndMost Pacifist: 2,017thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,447thNicest Citizens: 2,464thBest Weather: 2,783rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,608thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,173rdMost Inclusive: 4,450thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,782ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,008thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,609thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,301stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,513thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,881stSafest: 7,171stHealthiest Citizens: 7,583rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,041stMost Politically Free: 8,531stTop
10%
Most Cultured: 10,092ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,147thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,773rdLargest Governments: 12,860thLowest Crime Rates: 12,870thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,201stMost Income Equality: 16,312th
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5%
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Most Inclusive: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Llalta, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Llalta was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Llalta, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month.
  • : Following new legislation in Llalta, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
  • : Following new legislation in Llalta, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Llalta, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
  • : Following new legislation in Llalta, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
  • : Following new legislation in Llalta, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
  • : Following new legislation in Llalta, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
  • : Following new legislation in Llalta, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.

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