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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,039thMost Pacifist: 2,088thMost Primitive: 2,306th
The Seylosian Crown Dependency of
Left-wing Utopia
Strung Together Like a Chain of Flowers
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Llalta

Population5.561 billion

CapitalSt Christopher
LeaderEve Gallaghan

CurrencyLlaltese Pound
AnimalSeal

The Seylosian Crown Dependency of Llalta is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Eve Gallaghan with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.561 billion Llaltese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Christopher. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Llaltese economy, worth 351 trillion Llaltese Pounds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,127 Llaltese Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens select which government department gets their income tax Llaltese Pounds each year, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime is totally unknown. Llalta's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Llalta is ranked 16,449th in the world and 28th in Eurth for Most Politically Free, scoring 88 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,039thMost Pacifist: 2,088thTop
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Most Primitive: 2,306thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,575thNicest Citizens: 2,629thBest Weather: 3,182ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,747thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,865thMost Inclusive: 5,059thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,356thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,418thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,903rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,658thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,927thSafest: 7,064thHealthiest Citizens: 8,147thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,022ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,101stLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,304thMost Cultured: 9,790thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 13,007thLowest Crime Rates: 13,192ndLargest Governments: 13,408thMost Politically Free: 16,449thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,492ndMost Income Equality: 19,555thSmartest Citizens: 21,576th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost Income Equality: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Llalta, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Llalta, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Llalta, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Llalta, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Llaltese Pounds each year.
  • : Llalta was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Llalta, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.
  • : Following new legislation in Llalta, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Llalta, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Llalta, Llaltese submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card.
  • : Following new legislation in Llalta, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.

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