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Largest Governments: 8thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13thMost Beautiful Environments: 45th
The Union of Egoists of
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Little Woodhouse

Population36.53 billion

CurrencyProletarian Credit
Animalrunning dog

The Union of Egoists of Little Woodhouse is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.53 billion Little Woodhouseans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Little Woodhousean economy, worth a remarkable 5,378 trillion Proletarian Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 147,238 Proletarian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Little Woodhousean politicians, and politicians spend a lot of time hanging around kids' playgrounds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Little Woodhouse's national animal is the running dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Little Woodhouse is ranked 218,488th in the world and 439th in The Internationale for Rudest Citizens, with 4.93 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Governments: 8thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13thMost Beautiful Environments: 45thMost Pacifist: 63rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 68thSafest: 118thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 155thMost Rebellious Youth: 182ndLowest Crime Rates: 196thBest Weather: 226thSmartest Citizens: 309thMost Compassionate Citizens: 320thLargest Welfare Programs: 366thNicest Citizens: 387thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 474thMost Advanced Public Transport: 486thLargest Populations: 614thMost Cultured: 786thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 905thMost Inclusive: 960thHealthiest Citizens: 973rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,017thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,385thHighest Economic Output: 1,635thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,657thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,431stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,911thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,083rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,598thTop
Most Income Equality: 11,981stMost Secular: 12,038thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,133rdMost Influential: 13,284thHighest Average Incomes: 14,130thHighest Drug Use: 15,966th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 32nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 35th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 36th in the regionNudest: 36th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 43rd in the region

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