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Largest Governments: 7thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13thMost Beautiful Environments: 50th
The Union of Egoists of
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Whoever will be free must make themself free
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Little Woodhouse

Population37.498 billion

CurrencyProletarian Credit
Animalrunning dog

The Union of Egoists of Little Woodhouse is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.498 billion Little Woodhouseans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Little Woodhousean economy, worth a remarkable 6,906 trillion Proletarian Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 184,186 Proletarian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Little Woodhousean politicians, and politicians spend a lot of time hanging around kids' playgrounds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Little Woodhouse's national animal is the running dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Little Woodhouse is ranked 129,218th in the world and 60th in The Internationale for Largest Black Market, with 232 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Governments: 7thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13thMost Beautiful Environments: 50thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 52ndMost Pacifist: 67thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 72ndSafest: 122ndLargest Welfare Programs: 161stMost Advanced Public Transport: 177thMost Rebellious Youth: 177thLowest Crime Rates: 203rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 223rdBest Weather: 230thSmartest Citizens: 333rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 355thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 389thNicest Citizens: 419thLargest Populations: 604thMost Cultured: 801stLongest Average Lifespans: 876thHealthiest Citizens: 979thHighest Economic Output: 1,092ndMost Inclusive: 1,093rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,259thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,402ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,663rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 3,183rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,634thHighest Average Incomes: 8,335thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,570thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,875thMost Influential: 9,403rdTop
Most Secular: 12,518thHighest Drug Use: 16,938thMost Income Equality: 17,471st
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionNudest: 25th in the region

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