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Most Advanced Public Transport: 7,971st Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,478th Largest Welfare Programs: 8,824th
The Memorable Order of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Don't do it mother
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Little Tin Hat

Population2.224 billion

CapitalKhulah Khud
LeaderCom Le Ing
FaithT'Divine Raspberry Blower's 2nd Coming

Currencycurtain twicher
Animalpangolin

The Memorable Order of Little Tin Hat is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Com Le Ing with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, national health service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed population of 2.224 billion Tinhatians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khulah Khud. The average income tax rate is 82.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Little Tin Hatian economy, worth 246 trillion curtain twichers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 110,899 curtain twichers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, and the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Little Tin Hat's national animal is the pangolin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is T'Divine Raspberry Blower's 2nd Coming.

Little Tin Hat is ranked 85,588th in the world and 1,658th in The East Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 7,971stTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,478thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,824thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,392ndBest Weather: 10,102ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,579thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,911thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,178thMost Developed: 11,284thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,352ndLowest Crime Rates: 12,517thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,799thMost Secular: 12,962ndLongest Average Lifespans: 13,168thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,597thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,636thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,708thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,064thLargest Governments: 14,170thMost Cultured: 15,027th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 153rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 201st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 217th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 218th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 258th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 281st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 300th in the regionBest Weather: 302nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 307th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 320th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 333rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 334th in the regionMost Developed: 334th in the regionLargest Governments: 348th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 360th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 378th in the regionMost Cultured: 382nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 384th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 384th in the regionMost Secular: 407th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 448th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 503rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 525th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 536th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 554th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 611th in the regionMost Stationary: 634th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 665th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 704th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Little Tin Hat, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Tin Hat, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Tin Hat, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Tin Hat, bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Tin Hat, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Tin Hat, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Tin Hat, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Tin Hat, Little Tin Hatian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
  • : Little Tin Hat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Tin Hat, economic planning is exalted as a human art form.

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