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Little Thranduil
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Economy
Frightening
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Little Thranduil

Population3.986 billion

CapitalWoodland Realm of Mirkwood
LeaderLittle Thranduil

CurrencySindarin Mirian
AnimalWhite Deer

The Texas Regional Games Host of Little Thranduil is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Little Thranduil with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.986 billion Elves are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woodland Realm of Mirkwood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Elven economy, worth 514 trillion Sindarin Mirians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,003 Sindarin Mirians, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 387,010 per year while the poor average 33,588, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.

Asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety, and the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Little Thranduil's national animal is the White Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Little Thranduil is ranked 75,316th in the world and 53rd in Texas for Most Authoritarian, with 857.61 milliStalins.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,373rdMost Armed: 4,134thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,873rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,992ndLargest Black Market: 6,690thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,557thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,789thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,162ndTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 14,185thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,861stMost Subsidized Industry: 15,442ndLargest Retail Industry: 16,320thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,919thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,074thMost Efficient Economies: 17,557thMost Cultured: 18,031stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,076thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,320thHighest Average Incomes: 20,210thHighest Drug Use: 21,893rd
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Little Thranduil, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Thranduil, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Thranduil, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Thranduil, asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Thranduil, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Thranduil, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Thranduil, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Thranduil, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Thranduil, pet owners exercise their White Deer at a snail's pace or risk prosecution.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Thranduil, many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed.

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