The Little bobsled of Little St Nick is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rudy with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.58 billion real famous cats all dressed up in red enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of way up north. The average income tax rate is 64.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient candy apple red economy, worth 97.6 trillion presents a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 27,250 presents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó, and a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Little St Nick's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a tale about Christmas.

Little St Nick is ranked 144,822^nd in the world and 71^st in Christmas for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 32.19 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.