The Little bobsled of Little St Nick is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rudy with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.928 billion real famous cats all dressed up in red enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of way up north. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient candy apple red economy, worth 106 trillion presents a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 27,195 presents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó, and a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Little St Nick's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a tale about Christmas.

Little St Nick is ranked 131,506^th in the world and 69^th in Christmas for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.78 Kickbacks Per Hour.