Most Armed: 1st Highest Crime Rates: 1st Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd
The Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Roses have thorns!
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Militia Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Empire of Little Flowers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a half dozen Conglomerates with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, flagrant waste-dumping, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.206 billion Badasses are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petalopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Badass economy, worth an astonishing 27,745 trillion petals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 918,533 petals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,445,794 per year while the poor average 44,682, a ratio of 144 to 1.

Bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export, and foreign governments regularly accuse the Badass military of war crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Little Flowers's national animal is the honey bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moghdom.

Little Flowers is ranked 29,255th in the world and 9th in Eladen for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,553.11 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Armed: 1stHighest Crime Rates: 1stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2ndFattest Citizens: 3rdMost Avoided: 3rdLargest Gambling Industry: 3rdHighest Economic Output: 6thRudest Citizens: 7thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10thHighest Average Incomes: 10thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18thLargest Retail Industry: 22ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29thMost Rebellious Youth: 29thMost Scientifically Advanced: 31stLargest Insurance Industry: 32ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38thLargest Mining Sector: 65thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 74thMost Corrupt Governments: 92ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 123rdLargest Populations: 175thLargest Information Technology Sector: 205thMost Devout: 313thLargest Governments: 463rdLargest Publishing Industry: 607thSmartest Citizens: 614thMost Efficient Economies: 670thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 817thMost Cultured: 915thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,350thTop
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Largest Black Market: 1,887thMost Stationary: 1,959thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,592ndMost Pro-Market: 5,676thMost Influential: 6,389thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 11,555thNudest: 15,368th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, foreign governments regularly accuse the Badass military of war crimes.
  • : Little Flowers was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, people all over Little Flowers are dying of 'Mad Honey Bee Disease'.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, Honey Bee is one of the most popular forenames in Little Flowers.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, customers who are not the epitome of politeness always find themselves at the back of the queue.
  • : Following new legislation in Little Flowers, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.

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