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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2ndMost Armed: 2nd
The Empire of
Capitalizt
Roses have thorns!
Influence
Instigator
Militia Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Little Flowers

Population39.92 billion

CapitalPetalopia
Leadera half dozen Conglomerates
FaithMoghdom

Currencypetal
Animalhoney bee

The Empire of Little Flowers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a half dozen Conglomerates with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 39.92 billion Badasses enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petalopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Badass economy, worth an astonishing 38,374 trillion petals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 961,275 petals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 9,005,526 per year while the poor average 8,625, a ratio of 1,044 to 1.

A stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, and card collectors duel to the death. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Little Flowers's national animal is the honey bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moghdom.

Little Flowers is ranked 228,005th in the world and 28th in Eladen for Most Primitive, scoring -1296.2 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2ndMost Armed: 2ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 3rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4thMost Avoided: 4thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4thMost Efficient Economies: 4thHighest Economic Output: 5thLargest Gambling Industry: 6thFattest Citizens: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9thHighest Average Incomes: 12thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13thMost Rebellious Youth: 16thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27thLargest Insurance Industry: 29thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 32ndRudest Citizens: 43rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 45thMost Scientifically Advanced: 60thLargest Mining Sector: 68thLargest Populations: 120thMost Corrupt Governments: 191stLargest Retail Industry: 236thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 254thMost Devout: 566thLargest Publishing Industry: 651stLargest Information Technology Sector: 817thSmartest Citizens: 1,118thMost Cultured: 1,431stLargest Governments: 1,821stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,913thMost Pro-Market: 1,986thTop
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Largest Black Market: 5,576thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,628thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,633rdMost Influential: 8,799thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,321st
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified.
  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and the Top 5% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Little Flowers was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Wagria, curing 529 million infected.
  • : Little Flowers was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Wagria, curing 451 million infected.
  • : Little Flowers was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Wagria, curing 190 million infected.

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